Chuck Norris turns 70...

[Jesse Smooth]

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-chuck-norris70.html

[teako170]

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He only grows stronger.
Chuck Norris doesn't age or sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 turns Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't age. He roundhouse kicks time in the face.

Oh, the list is endless... :tongue:

[gorhama]

Wow.......Chuck Norris is 70 freakin' years old!!! WOW. :tongue:

[KUNG FU BOB]

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He only grows stronger.
Chuck Norris doesn't age or sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 turns Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't age. He roundhouse kicks time in the face.

Oh, the list is endless... :tongue:

:bigsmile:Chuck Norris is so tough his birthday candles blow themselves out.
I once heard he stared down a whole city block... right down into rubble.
He flosses with razor-wire.
He combs his beard with a rabid porcupine.
The dude trims his nails by dragging his fingertips on the street as he rides his chopper.

[Tosh]

All these years being a fan and I never knew we shared a birthday!

I have the urge to watch the MIA movies all of a sudden:xd:

[KUNG FU BOB]

Happy Birthday TOSH!!!!:bigsmile: Hope you're having a good one bro. :wink:

[WuxiaFan]

:khi4b:
Happy Birthday Chuck! One of the absolute coolest, baddest, super-kick-ass guys EVER to grace the silver screen! The WAY OF THE DRAGON finale with Bruce Lee was one of the greatest fight scenes ever filmed in the history of our genre. THANK YOU CHUCK for that awesome scene!

More badass Chuck Norris tidbits:
"It never rains on Chuck Norris."
"When Chuck Norris sneezes, his eyes stay open."
:8_002:

[gorhama]

Happy belated birthday Tosh!!

Hope it was great!!

[HyperDrive]

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[Jesse Smooth]

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Those are some sweet looking jeans. :smile: