The Worst Film Ever Made?

[peringaten]

That's what I often hear about this one...

Turkish Star Wars (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377&q=turkish+star+wars)

There you go, the entire 1hr 31min production subbed and available for viewing on the click of a button!

[Chinatown Kid]

I bet it's not as bad as Karate Rock, i'm still kicking myself in the ass for buying that one! :\

[peringaten]

:rollin Check the kung 37 mins in... some nice boot work, haha

What's this Karate Rock all about?

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

CITY DRAGON ~ starring M.C. Kung Fu ~ Directed By: Philthy Phil.

Oh the horror...mommy


An excellent site for people who actually love bad movies... like myself... is:
bad movies website (http://www.badmovies.org)

[Tosh]

An excellent site for people who actually love bad movies... like myself... is:

They had 7 Grandmasters on that site!!!:x but they said -

Ah, the smell of a classic kung fu film. It brings back memories, much like the mixture of salt and suntan lotion that remains in your summer convertible through the winter. "7 Grandmasters" contains most of the normal ingredients of a kung fu film and the fight choreography is superb.

There's good bad, like in b-horror flicks, then there is bad, I defy anyone to give me a worse movie than Hope Floats:x :x >: >: :evil :evil :lol , there's no quality or quantity of pusssy in the world to make me sit through this piece of garbage again, it's the chick flick of chick flicks.

[limubai2000]

I thought Uwe Bolle made the worst films inflicted upon mankind...

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

there's no quality or quantity of pusssy in the world to make me sit through this piece of garbage again, it's the chick flick of chick flicks.

ahhh ha ha ha hahahahah! man, i almost pissed myself reading that.. haha. I agree.

And that turkish star wars.... i could barely sit through the first 5 minutes... 6 minute mark i had enough.

[peringaten]

Haha, yeah, did my head in too - I love the way they shamlessly use the real Star Wars footage, but through some sort of weird filter, blocking off part of the screen...
Paper covered mummies - WTF? And that kung styled training scene, where the heroes are smashing their hands ridiculously into the rock faces...

As much as I like silly movies - a skim was all I needed to get some goodness, before giving up on this crazy flick!

[Chinatown Kid]

Peringaten, if you want Karate Rock just say the word and I'll send it to ya for free. All I can say is you just have to see for yourself how aweful this flick is.

[Atomic Mystery Monster]

They're actually making a sequel to that Turkish Star Wars rip-off. You can watch the trailer for it here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wgcvItHEw).

Personally, my vote for the worst movie ever made is for NIGHT OF HORROR (http://www.agonybooth.com/night_of_horror/).

By the way, has anyone ever seen the movie SHARK OPERATION? I once saw a reference to it being the worst martial arts movie ever, but I can't find anything about it online.

[peringaten]

Hey, Chinatown - cool! Sounds like a good offer, one I'd be willing to take for sure!
Although if it's that bad I'm not sure how grateful I should be! :lol
I'll shoot you a pm...

Turkish Star Wars 2! Even looks like the same main dude's back for a similar cave fighting scene...

[Chinatown Kid]

Sure P, just send me your address and I'll mail you the original as I don't care to see it again. :p

[Blood Sword]

worst film ever made is "GAG".Running time is short,about 80 min but I had to forward it by 20-30 mins.And when/if you made it to the end waiting to see evil gets what he deserves,like hell he does:tinysmile_angry2_t::neutral:.
About anything compared to this piece of s*it is great.

[Drunken Monk]

"Zombie 90" is easily the worst film ever made...

Zy3XHdyGI40

You Tube the name of the film and watch any flip. They're all as bad as each other. I recall a skinny white man being dubbed over with a Mr. T-type voice too.

[Markgway]

Zombie '90
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/

I presume that film is a spoof? I mean, it has to be, right?

This one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/ is for real.

Search You Tube for clips. They're hilarious.

[Drunken Monk]

Zombie '90
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/

I presume that film is a spoof? I mean, it has to be, right?



I'm 90% sure it's actually not a spoof. It's like a fan-made attempt at a zombie film but it's just horrible. It has no budget whatsoever.
At one point a zombie's head falls off and explodes but I swear it's a watermelon in a wig.

[bearpower]

:ooh: Gymkata a gymnast doing karate this is a sad film :cry:

[daisho2004]

The Island of Dr. Moreau: Starring David Thewlis, Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, and Fairuza Balk: To me has to be one of the worst movies that I ever seen, absolutely horrible!
Legion: is another.
Gymkata: Yeah I'd add that to the list as well.

[Iron Boat]

:ooh: Gymkata a gymnast doing karate this is a sad film :cry:
Replace the gymnasts with real martial artist and Gymkata has an interesting plot.

[emeraldforest]

Replace the gymnasts with real martial artist and Gymkata has an interesting plot.

ahahaahaahaaaaaa!!!

i just can not stop laughing!:bigsmile:

that GYMKATA trailer on youtube is the funniest thing i have seen in a while
!!!

thanks !!!

[Iron Boat]

ahahaahaahaaaaaa!!!

i just can not stop laughing!:bigsmile:

that GYMKATA trailer on youtube is the funniest thing i have seen in a while
!!!

thanks !!!
I like the idea of surviving a game of death on an Island where u might get killed by ninjas or crazy village people if you not careful.

[peringaten]

Devil Medusa. Urrgghhh. That's my vote now. No one should ever subject themselves to that.

[Markgway]

Did anyone do a search for The Room?

[ShaOW!linDude]

I didn't but I watched the link you posted and.........."YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

[Markgway]

I didn't but I watched the link you posted and.........."YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

:tongue::tongue:

[kungfusamurai]

The Room is pretty bad. Very amateurish, and pointless. I think the guy who made it financed everything, there's no way any studio or group of investors would help distribute that horrible mess.

I think for 'worst film', you gotta look at someone with a big budget, or a known movie star or director or producer. I mean, it's easy just to find some dolt who got a camera and made a movie off the top of his head. I'm willing to give those guys a break. It's different when you have millions of dollars, top talent, and you still churn out a stinking pile of donkey doo doo.

For now, maybe Hot Potato counts as one. And Godzilla with Matthew Broderick was pretty awful.

KFS

[Kwok Choi]

The Room is pretty bad. Very amateurish, and pointless. I think the guy who made it financed everything, there's no way any studio or group of investors would help distribute that horrible mess.

I think for 'worst film', you gotta look at someone with a big budget, or a known movie star or director or producer. I mean, it's easy just to find some dolt who got a camera and made a movie off the top of his head. I'm willing to give those guys a break. It's different when you have millions of dollars, top talent, and you still churn out a stinking pile of donkey doo doo.


KFS

Yes I totally agree with this statement.There are A to Z grade movies and the movies within these categories should be taken for what they present.If a movie has a micro budget and falls within a certain genre,what should be expected? It is extremely hard for me to " hate " or dislike a movie because there are always some redeeming factors be they of artistic or technical appeal therefore based on Kungfusamurai's point,and this is a tough one because it is really hard for me to condemn a movie, I would have to say this film" Romance " makes me very very very angry :xd: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194314/usercomments.

The interesting thing about this movie is that for every show in the theatre I used to work,men would start leaving the show about 35 - 60 mins tops.If they were couples the man would wait in the foyer/lobby (very crossed) till the movie ended but the ladies stayed till the very end coming out justifying what they have just seen.At the time I said to myself this could be autobiographical in which case it could have been better writing a book and I also found it amazing that all the female staff supported the main character saying .......oh you don't know what women can do in that situation;we identify with her.....and I'm like duh are women that emotionally weak minded? If so God save our mothers,sisters,wives,girlfriends and female colleagues.I have always thought women rule they just don't always take advantage of their power and for this film to be written and directed by a woman? well..................

[kungfusamurai]

Sounds like a film I would avoid, Kwok, just like I'd have avoided a film like Waiting To Exhale. I can't remember why I even went to see that or who it was with. LOL! Although a female oriented film like Joy Luck Club was really great to watch. I guess it all depends upon the story and directing on whether more than just women will like such films?

KFS

[Kwok Choi]

Sounds like a film I would avoid, Kwok, just like I'd have avoided a film like Waiting To Exhale. I can't remember why I even went to see that or who it was with. LOL! Although a female oriented film like Joy Luck Club was really great to watch. I guess it all depends upon the story and directing on whether more than just women will like such films?

KFS

Yeah I remember Waiting To Exhale which unfortunately in a nutshell was portraying the cliche that almost all men are dogs directed I think by Forest Whitaker who I actually have a lot of respect for and met during his promotion of Ghost Dog in the UK and his setting up of a distribution company in partnership with Film 4.Wrong film to take a female friend to see which is based on a novel.You said you can't remember why you even went to see this film or with who I hope it didn't leave a bitter taste afterwards making it and affair not to be remembered :tongue::wink:
Well I really liked Joy Luck Club also based on a book .This is my kind of cinema.Oliver Stone and Wayne Wang did a great job.I've only seen this once and its been a while but the parts I vividly remember are the daily clashes between husband Michael Paul Chan and wife Lauren Tom.Classic.

[bearpower]

Grizzly Park
Eight California juveniles serving a week of community service in the secluded, Grizzly Park forest range get more than they bargained for when an escaped serial killer starts stalking the ranks and an even deadlier predator emerges from the darkened foliage in search of a mid-summer snack. With Supervisor Bob (Glen Morshower) leading the way as both troupe leader and spiritual adviser, the criminally inclined delinquents set out to serve their time and seek redemption. But somewhere in these woods dwells a killer whose compulsion to commit murder cannot be satisfied. As if a homicidal maniac wasn't enough for the frightened teens to contend with, they're about to meet the park's hungry namesake face to face - and this bear could care less about honey, it needs some fresh meat in order to survive the upcoming winter.
Black Sheep
A genetic engineering experiment gone horribly awry turns a large flock of docile sheep into unrelenting killing machines in this rural horror comedy directed by Jonathan King and featuring special effects designed by Weta Workshop. When the death of his father and a stress-induced fear of sheep pushes him toward the edge of a nervous breakdown, skilled farmer Henry Oldfield leaves the family farm behind in a desperate bid to achieve inner peace. Upon returning to the farm following a 15-year absence, Henry discovers that his brother Angus has been performing genetic experiments on the sheep. Unfortunately for both the brothers and the rest of the humble farmers who make their living off of the land, these experiments have produced a strain of sheep that crave human flesh and will stop at nothing to satisfy their diabolical hunger
Up the Academy
A teen comedy that does not quite rise to the level of that age group, this uninspired story features Ron Liebman as the Major, a sadistic instructor at a military school. Ralph Macchio (before his 1984 hit, Karate Kid) and other teens of every stripe suffer through the indignities heaped on them by the Major and do their best with the sexual, ethnic, and racial stereotypes that the script gives them to handle
ooh:

[Biozombie]

Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider 2 or King Kong (05). All atrocious.

[daisho2004]

Biozombie: Hold on there Bro, I loved Peter Jackson's King Kong! I grew up on the original and this movie was a tribute to the 1933 Classic which Peter Jackson said was one of his favorite films of all time.

[bearpower]

Who gave money to make this movie need to be left out in the middle of the ocean Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America, who try to steal his magic belt and make him sell out by endorsing addictive products to his people. Pootie must learn to find himself and defeat the evil corporation for all the young children of America, supatime

[spannick]

every Dean Shek Comedy.

[66 Mantis]

Gone With the Wind

[HyperDrive]

skYRZ_-RXtk

Yeah, there's a sequel coming out. Megashark vs Crocosaurus vs Steve Urkel. No I'm not kidding about that last either.

http://www.movieweb.com/movie/mega-shark-vs-crocosaurus/trailer

[mpm74]

Considering the MASSIVE hype, its budget, its running time and story... AVATAR.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Just to name a few I've seen recently- Nacho Libre, Adventureland and Juno. I thought all of these were going to be good but I was way wrong.

[ShaOW!linDude]

Did anyone do a search for The Room?

In the Feb.18th issue of Entertainment Weekly there's a story about the cult following this film has begun to achieve that is similar to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". It lists celebs who are devotees of it such as Paul Rudd, Kristen Bell, Jonah Hill, Justin Long, and Rob Lowe.

Sandy Schklair was called in to serve as script supervisor by Tommy Wiseau (the writer, producer, distributor, and star). Due to the......infamous acclaim, I guess you could call it.....Schklair now wants credit for directing the picture saying Wiseau wanted him to call the marks and cues. Wiseau says that's not true and he is the director.

The film was shot simultaneously with both 35mm and HD cameras mounted side by side. Wiseau wants to now release the picture in 3D.

I'm almost curious to see this now.

[Yi-Long]

Probably not THE worst movie ever, but I do absolutely HATE it.

Pretentious OTT anti-addiction after-school special.

The movie? Requiem for a Dream. Horrible horrible horrible.
I've seen more nuance from guests on the Jerry Springer show.