Favorite Porno Title

[andyovan]

Name some of your favorite Porno Titles

Here's Mine

"The Horneymooners"
"Edward Penishands"
"Ally McFeel"
"Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang"
"Bone Alone"
"I Love Juicy"

[kse12]

The Bar Wench Project

[SecretRival]

"the mail man always cums twice"
"ET: extra testicle"

[sharpei]

the Ozporns

[sevenhooks]

Saving Ryan's Privates

[chingdog]

"Spermbusters"

[Heishi]

now the most logical choice for this sort of movie in this forum is....

Kung-fu @#%$ Fighter


(and no, I'm not making this up)

[curtpdx]

"Bone Appetite"

[curtpdx]

But wait! There's more!

10. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Forrest Hump
9. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Pulp Friction
8. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Romancing the Bone
7. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Snow White and the Seven Sailors
6. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Saving Ryan's Privates
5. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Buffy the Vampire Layer
4. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes
3. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Rambone
2. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Monty's Python and the Holey Girl
1. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp E-Three: The Extra Testicle

www.bbspot.com/Features/2...itles.html (http://www.bbspot.com/Features/2000/6/Top_10_Titles.html)

[aceface]

come up with your own just by spoofing movies. its fun. i came up with "scarfacial" and "the sexiest chainsaw massacre".

[magicpoe]

Old School Porn title for you,

Captain Lust

[gorlank]

Batman and Throbbin

Bright lights, Big T--ties

:D

[TheManInWhite]

"The Horneymooners"

And I thought there was a title called the Honeymoaners. :lol

[kungfusamurai]

Saving Ryan's Privates

I thought that was SHAVING Ryan's Privates. I guess there was a remake.

My fave I saw in a listing of porn movie titles was 'The Joy Suck Club'.

I also saw an actor in the listing by the name of 'Arnold Schwartzenpecker'

KFS

[Markgway]

Who can forget the famous French novel The C'unt of Monte Cristo?

Or Jackie Chan's classic Kung Fu The Young Masturbator...

What about these action vehicles from Arnie (The Cumming Man), Stallone (Night C'ocks, Clithanger, Cockland, D-Cocks, Get Farter) Van Damme (Timecock, Maximum Frisk, Double Ream).....

Or Steven Seagal (Fire Down Below - er, that's enough!)

[Nguss]

I remember seeing one called 'The Texas Dildo Masquerade', I am sure Ron Jeremy was in it and played Franklin. Though he was in a wheelchair for most of the movie, there is an orgy scene in a van where he has no problems walking about. Damn, you would have thought the continuity guys guys should have spotted that!

Also 'Granny F***s a Tranny' is one that sticks in my mind for some reason. It sounds great!

[zhunaid]

saving private dick

[The Dragon]

The Sperminator
The Cockfather
Jurassic Cock
The Bone Identity
Episode I:The Flacid Menace
Episode II:Attack of The Bones
Episode III:Revenge Of the Stiff

[froffeecoffee]

Buttman and Rubbin'
Lord of the G-String
Porn on the Fourth of July
A League of Their Moan
Snatch Adams
Men in Back
The Hills Have Thighs
Porn Wars

[Li Ho]

The best one by far is:"To know me is to blow me".THAT one takes the cake.

[bolofan]

Theres one called - "I can't believe its nut butter"

[falkor]

Kung Fu Cockfighter

[froffeecoffee]

Kung Fu Cockfighter

XD Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! How appropriate for this forum.

[Fightingfist]

Very inappropriate, are there no admins here. shud b removed

[jrcma]

Very inappropriate, are there no admins here. shud b removed

i agree but we are all 15+ at the mo which is under age but i don't know any anyway there is admins.

[kungfusamurai]

I saw something called the Joy Suck Club, in a listing, not the actual film. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another parody of the name replacing the 'S' with an 'F'.

And there was another movie, I can't remember the name of it, but it starred Arnold Schwartzenpecker.

KFS

Edit: LOL! I didn't even realize I had replied to this thread three years ago. I gave the same answer. :)

[peringaten]

Jeebus, I hope you're joking. Shouldn't be removed - we spend all day glorifying hefty violence on this forum; the moment things get sexual, someone gets uptight...?? Well, not moment, maybe like 6 years later, but errr... you get my gist... Come along now.

I saw that Kung Fu Cockfighter movie... erm... what...

[jiujitsu77]

friends of mine did a movie called "re-penetrator" followed by "evil head"...classic parodies of great horror films. i suggest you guys watch them

being around porn so much has somewhat desensitized me, but two titles stand out
takin it up the gary
squirt her with your frankfurter

[Blood Sword]

Adventures of Tracy Dick

[Iron Boat]

Arm and Hammer