Best dialogue???

[moviegyrl]

What is the best line you've heard/read in a kung fu film?

I'm trying to remember one line from the UK dub of MISSION: KISS AND KILL. Li I Min said it while standing in a throne-room of some sort, as I vaguely recall.

Well, until someone refreshes my memory, I'll offer the following from Tan Tao-Liang in CHALLENGE OF DEATH: "If you get in my way, your Master's gonna need a new dog!" :lol

[peringaten]

The Heroic Ones: "Let's make our way to the Bridge Of Peace and kill our way out".

Shaolin Drunkard: "Watch out, he uses weird flute music to control a fighting toad".

[limubai2000]

OAS - "So you don't like living?"

[Liu chung liang]

What's OAS?

Kung Fu For Sale - when Su Chen Ping is teaching Sze Ma Lung... he says something like "You must adapt, that is the skill of Kung Fu. You must learn to recognise what's needed."

Ohhhh and uh Fearless Hyena! like almost everything that Lee Kwan says is funny and it works even when he's being dubbed in english.

"We teach the S.S.S." -Lee Kwan
"No such thing." -Villian
"1 you're smart if you join. 2 it's the silver you must pay, and 3 is lastly our superb kung fu."-Lee Kwan
...it went something like that lol.

[venomsfreak]

5 Deadly Venoms "Poison clan rocks the world!"

[limubai2000]

Dude!! Duuuuuuude, OAS - One Armed Swordsman!

[Tosh]

The Jade Bow -

Mother, he's the one that slapped me on my buttocks.

[Iron Boat]

"Kneel Down Dog"!!! The Blood Brothers

[Knockabout]

All of you gathered here are carefully chosen to participate in a massacre of great honor. You'd best appreciate it!
Lucifer Lee in Ninja the final duel

[ferociousdragon]

This is from Showguns Assassin...

"Today I will begin walking the road to Hell , but you, you will choose your own path... So soon you may be seeing heaven . Choose the Sword and you will join me , choose the ball and you will join your mother in death... you dont understand my words but you must choose. So come boy , choose LIFE or DEATH... Your mother will be happy , my own son will defy the showgun , you are my child ... Assassin with son."

I was very drawn in to this dialog with the music in the background.

[kermit]

Incredible Kung Fu Mission: "If you fail, I'll kick your heads in"

Last Hurrah for Chivalry: " Why dont you build a shrine for yourself?"

Twelve Gold Medallions: "I want to give you the medallion, but my whips says no"

[moviegyrl]

OAS - "So you don't like living?"
'Heard that same line in SHAOLIN IRON CLAWS--and probably a dozen other flicks.:D

[Chinatown Kid]

One I remember as funny was in the movie The Lama Avenger. Chen Yuet Sun is using a pole/staff to fight some thug with a pair of Butterfly knives. The thug blocks Chen's staff and then asks the question "Got no Children huh?" and Chen responds "How did you know?" The thug then replies: "Because your pole's too weak." :b

[Markgway]

"Because your pole's too weak."

:lol

[italdesign]

from Judgment of an Assassin, something like this (don't remember exactly):

David Chiang: "Hey master, we are here but nobody is greeting us."

Master: "That's the difference between a swordsman and a man of swords."

[morgoth]

Killer in White-


Tung Wei- "So you're a master fighter huh?"

Roy Chiao- "At 3 I started, at 4 I was good, at 5 and 6 I continued. I know different kung fu techniques, Shadow Boxing, you name it, I know it."

[Tosh]

The Heroic Ones: "Let's make our way to the Bridge Of Peace and kill our way out".

:lol This one's my favorite.