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04-22-2007, 08:50 PM
Read the full article and some awesome youtube clips at
hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2...-soon.html (http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2007/04/horrors-of-semi-homemade-coming-soon.html)
Written by my fiancee.
A little excerpt
I will be writing in the next week or so about one of my favorite guilty pleasures: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. Her show on Food Network features some of the most abysmal recipes that stem from her "cooking philosophy": 70% store-bought ingredients and 30% fresh and "creative touches."
The woman is a blonde, big-busted imbecile who includes "tablescapes" and really crappy voiceovers in every episode of her show. In addition to her stupidity, she also acts like a whore, deepthroating whatever crappy food she assembles as seen below (I won't use the term cook for the likes of her), and she ends each episode with Cocktail Time, during which she creates and downs the alcoholic beverage du jour. In fact, in a few episodes she has given children, such as her niece and nephew, drinks called "kiddie cocktails!" People have said she should be on Comedy Central, since her program is so hilarifying (hilarious and horrifying).
hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2...-soon.html (http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2007/04/horrors-of-semi-homemade-coming-soon.html)
Written by my fiancee.
A little excerpt
I will be writing in the next week or so about one of my favorite guilty pleasures: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. Her show on Food Network features some of the most abysmal recipes that stem from her "cooking philosophy": 70% store-bought ingredients and 30% fresh and "creative touches."
The woman is a blonde, big-busted imbecile who includes "tablescapes" and really crappy voiceovers in every episode of her show. In addition to her stupidity, she also acts like a whore, deepthroating whatever crappy food she assembles as seen below (I won't use the term cook for the likes of her), and she ends each episode with Cocktail Time, during which she creates and downs the alcoholic beverage du jour. In fact, in a few episodes she has given children, such as her niece and nephew, drinks called "kiddie cocktails!" People have said she should be on Comedy Central, since her program is so hilarifying (hilarious and horrifying).