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Karlos
01-19-2012, 11:30 AM
HAYWIRE opened in the UK yesterday and I managed to catch a screening last night.

I had read a few reviews online and they were pretty much all raves, so hopes were high for me.

The idea of Soderberg making a full-on action film is intriguing, but coupled with the hook of casting ex-MMA champ Gina Carano, alongside an eclectic, all-star cast, made this a must-see.

I can see what Soderberg was trying to do – make a film as lean as possible, with almost zero story and characterisation, and ramp up the style. The plot, such as it is, is so well-worn you can almost see the marks.

I think that’s the point – Soderberg wanted to make a “classic” spy story – but it doesn’t make it compelling.

To be honest, those critics who called it a “non-stop thrill ride” or words to that effect – well, I can only assume they don’t watch many action movies.

Even at 90 minutes the film has an odd pace at times. Some scenes seem to go on much longer than needed. Apart from the action scenes, which are all too brief.

The all-star cast mostly looked bored. Michael Douglas and Bill Paxton especially get almost nothing to do.

Carano is great – I know her a little from her bit parts in Gamer and Blood & Bone, but I must admit to not knowing anything about her MMA career. Still, she can act and she’s incredible in the fights – but there-in lies another problem.

The film doesn’t give her anyone interesting to fight. Apart from the opening scrap with Channing Tatum and a later skirmish with 2 armed cops, that’s pretty much it.

And for the most part they’re not fights, they’re beatdowns. Maybe my lack of MMA knowledge lets me down here, I don’t know. It’s not kung fu, it’s not especially fluid, it’s brutal and quick. There’s a few flourishes here and there but not many.

Much has been made of the clarity and editing of the fights and for the most part they are, for a Western film, very well shot. You can see everything. Should come as standard for hand-to-hand combat scenes, but as we all know, it ain’t. That said, bewilderingly, there are at least 2 fights late in the film where it swings completely the other way, reducing the action to mostly super-fast cuts between the combatant’s heads. Very strange.

I’m sure some of you will get more out of this than me. But if you’re looking for a “non-stop thrill ride”, you may be out of luck.

OpiumKungFuCracker
01-19-2012, 11:59 AM
Critics are a bunch of hacks, they don't watch a lot of b grade movies like the rest of us just the ones that get a legitimate screening time and box office potential.. Especially when it comes to B grade action movies I don't even read what Roger Ebert has to say, he doesn't know shit about this genre...
I will go check it out on Friday, not expecting to be blown away or anything...

ShaOW!linDude
01-19-2012, 12:17 PM
Good review, bro. Very informative. I especially appreciate the attention to the fight details (as you well know). While this doesn't completely take the wind out of my sails for seeing this film, it does cause the ship to list a bit.

A bare bones plot style with sparse characterization can be good but from what you've said it seems there isn't even any marrow to extract some DNA from. And it's never good to have acting talent in a film only from a selling point. That's a waste.

How were Gina's acting chops, K? Was she relaxed, comfortable in the role? Or did she seem a little stiff and wooden?

Karlos
01-19-2012, 01:06 PM
How were Gina's acting chops, K? Was she relaxed, comfortable in the role? Or did she seem a little stiff and wooden?

I thought she was very good. She has charisma and more than held her own against the more established talent in the cast.

A few lines here and there were delivered a little stiffly, but all-in-all she's the real deal. She looks like a killing machine when she has to and she can also look gorgeous when need be.

I really hope to see her in more starring roles.

KUNG FU BOB
01-19-2012, 02:25 PM
First of all- Karlos, thank you for the review/report on the film. Very nicely written. You hit on all the points I wanted to hear about. :nerd:

Second- SHIT!!!! WTF? I'm always day dreaming that instead of settling for third rate directors helming movies starring amazing talents that we'll finally get some ace director to do a martial arts film. For instance, Oliver Stone flirted with making a kung fu movie with Michelle Yeoh... It didn't happen. Crazy as it seems, I always hoped that we'd see a martial arts film like: Steven Spielberg directing Donnie Yen, or Martin Scorcese directing Tony Jaa. To see a fantastic martial arts star in a film with a talented cast, a well-written screenplay that's not riddled with cliches, a decent budget, and a passionate director? Oh man would that be sweet. (A fan can dream, can't he?)

Then I hear that Soderberg is directing a MA film? :smile: Perfect!

And of all things to hear about it? "with almost zero story and characterisation" and "The plot, such as it is, is so well-worn you can almost see the marks." :neutral: Dude! The whole reason I was excited about him directing this was because I thought it would have great characters and a cool plot! :tinysmile_angry2_t: SHIT!!!!

Ah well, seems Gareth Evans (MERANTAU and the upcoming THE RAID) may be one of our only hopes for MA films that have good characters and storylines along with crackling good action.

End of rant... :crossedlips: