You are due to be executed in the morning...

[peringaten]

You've been caught for a crime you didn't commit. Callously framed and locked up by a corrupt official who's after your woman. The gallows are being set up. The hang-man's at 'Ann Summers' fitting a new leather mask. You tried to make an escape, managed to take out a few lackeys on the way but took an ass-whipping at the hands of a cackling silver haired madman. You've been recaptured and tortured "A Deadly Secret" style. Your bum hurts. Your last meal's taken a gnawing from the rats in your cell, and the remaining, somewhat offended, lackeys have pissed in your wine...
But wait. The corrupt judge's daughter has taken pity on you, smuggled in a tv and DVD player and has offered you the chance to watch a final Kung Fu flick! Now, she's been collecting and trading for a few years already and has managed to build up quite a nice collection spanning pretty much all periods, KF genres, and studios. What's more they're all widescreen, remastered and with original audio!!
You figure you've got several hours before both dawn, and your neck, will be breaking! - Just enough time to revisit one favourite and catch one unseen. What'll you choose????

Mine...
Revisit - Boxer From Shantung. (i'd be debating whether to go for Drunken Master 2 again though!)

Unseen - House of Traps (hope it's not a dissapointment!).

How 'bout you? What are your death wish KF flicks??

[Chen Zhen]

wow! :lol thats really quite a scenario....one that i pray that NO kung fu fan has to go thru!..choosing just 2 films....ok, here i go:


seen - the Big Boss - this was the first kung fu movie that i ever watched in my entire life, and it will definetely be its last.

unseen - Avenging Eagle - if im going to die very soon, im going to make sure that i watch AT LEAST 1 wuxia movie (im not a fan of wuxia at all with very few exceptions), so it might as well be this one..

[Markgway]

I'd rather have the daughter.... :b

[Shaking Mantis]

the movie I have seen would be Rebellious Reign(kinda fits the scenario, maybe Id go down fighting on the way to the gallows)
The one i havent seen would be Last Hurrah for Chilvary

[Tosh]

Seen - Yojimbo

Unseen - The Magic Blade

While I'm doing the daughter of course!

[Chen Zhen]

While I'm doing the daughter of course!

even if the daughter looks like this? :

http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg

[iron flag]

I'm gonna go with...Clan Feuds (havent seen it yet)
From what I have, Hmm...Something a little out there...Demon Strike (this of course if all attempts at convincing daughter to watch some pornos with me fail) ;)
Btw,thats really gross chen :x

[Shaking Mantis]

Is that even a woman?

[Chia Ling AKA Judy Lee]

Damn, I would be too upset at the thought of being executed by a guy in an Ann Summers fetish mask to watch Kung Fu, what kind of way is that to go out??!

Actually, what am I thinking, I always have time for a quickie ;)

Revisit: Fantasy Mission Force, to remind me of the fleeting nature of life, love, and legacy. It would also leave me in a semidemented state that would ease my pain further.

Unseen: Some boring new school flick, where the fights are just a series of spin and pose, spin and pose. That would send the guards to sleep and I could escape. I aint going out like that!

Chen, get rid of that thing mate! 0]

[Tosh]

even if the daughter looks like this? :

Man. one look at that, and I wouldn't need to be executed!:x

[Chen Zhen]

:rollin
:lol

[Markgway]

Jesus... that face is disgusting.

What a freak!! :eek

[peringaten]

Would you though?...
Even for access to said definitive KF movie collection, all uncut and remastered?...

[Markgway]

No. I love Kung Fu movies, but there's a limit to my devotion... But if you wanna on my behalf, by all means take a poke... :lol

[peringaten]

I would love to say yes for the good of the common cause, however the percentage risk factor of some sort of hideously severe accident, resulting in the loss of the old 'jimmy wang yu,' is way too high for my liking...
I'm not talking about my right arm btw.

[Shaking Mantis]

For access to every kung fu movie remasterd and uncut I would. Of course that being said intercourse requires arousal which is a physical stimulation. i guess we are really talking about mind over matter huh

[Chinatown Kid]

What in the hell would possess a person to turn their face into a human pin cushion? And there's not enough kung fu movies or liquer in the world to make me do that woman!:rollin

[Chia Ling AKA Judy Lee]

Id just like to commend the bravery and devotion of Peringaten and Shaking Mantis. You are examples to us all...

*Sheds a tear of admiration*

[Delightful Forest]

If the corrupt judge's daughter looks anything like that pierced face, the gallows might just be the lesser of the two evils!

Hmmm ... first, watch Way Of The Dragon, have a quickie with the gal if she's a looker, kick my way out of the dungeons Bruce Lee style, steal into the corrupt official's mansion, hang him up by the balls, ride away into the wee of the night.

[beardy82]

Awww maaan...c'mon Chen, that is horrific. I am going to have nightmares of that lady. >:

[Chen Zhen]

HAHAHA

sorry guys, i just thought it would be funny to see how devoted to kung fu that ppl REALLY are....

due to request, lets just forget about that monstrosity, and just pretend that THIS is actually the daughter:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00192/Jessica_Alba_192071g.jpg

[Chinatown Kid]

Oh yeah, that's more like it! Jessica Alba, what a babe. Loved her in Sin City wearing that sexy cowgirl outfit.:b

[Markgway]

Yeah, that's more like it. :b

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

peri, that was soooo funny. i laughed my butt off. so, if i had one more flick to watch... let it be 7 Samurai. Itll by me a few extra hours of life, and perhaps... just maybe, give me the strength i need to escape.

[peringaten]

Well, one things for sure - that face hasn't gotten any easier to look at after all this time :x

[Tosh]

Goddamnit, I still haven't seen the Magic Blade!>: C'mon Image!