Some of the greatest dubbed, one-liners from classics... [Archive]

stormybman

07-05-2007, 02:44 AM

I was wondering what dubbed lines does anyone remember from old school Kung Fu flicks? You know, lines whether funny or not meant to be, or whenever a particular film comes to mind, you can't help repeating that line?

One of mine is: " You Bitch, your time has come! " , spoken by
Ti Lung as Magic Sword in 7 Blows of the Dragon (The Water Margin) just before Jade Dragon kills his cheating wife and stewart. Classic line. :rollin

Another, from Chinese Connection II, when the Japanese interpreter is lecturing the teachers and students from the Shanghai Kung Fu schools says with a jack of his slacks:
" Any Chinese, who insults a Japanese, will be punished, and very severely too!! " :rollin !!! I was too glad when he got his a#@!!! whipped!!!

Chan Wah Shun

07-05-2007, 06:36 AM

Two of my fave lines:

"Knowing my name will not lengthen . . . your life!" Ko Fei in Dragon the Hero

"It's the real @#%$, baby!" Ron Van Clief when asked if he was wearing makeup in Death of Bruce Lee

dndcollect

07-05-2007, 01:28 PM

"whats wrong with me, im not drunk, only had 3 jars"

Lei Kung

07-05-2007, 03:21 PM

"Judging by your kung fu, you dad seems pretty worthless; wouldn't even hire him to wipe my own ass" - Hwang Jang Lee in Drunken Master
"You don't even say hello, you just start fighting" - John Liu in Secret Rivals
"Sorry, the wrong size needles. I've made a vow not to kill, but it seems I must" - John Liu in Invincible Armour
"I could kill you, but I won't. I like you. I'll make you a baby" - Mars Villa

killer meteor

07-05-2007, 03:43 PM

"Hey you're a refugee too. We're in the same boat"
"You're right, we're being silly. Let's get drunk"
Rebel Intruders

stormybman

07-05-2007, 03:52 PM

:lol :lol !!!

Lei Kung

07-11-2007, 04:11 AM

I'm watching Attack of the Joyful Goddess. I had to pause when I heard this one:

"I have no need for your type here. If your so scared, just go home and take a valium. And stop whining in front of me."
-opera guy to an opera girl

stormybman

07-11-2007, 05:27 AM

How about, " ... you mean to tell me, you... you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are?... Well let me show you man...! "
Bad, Black, mob dude, from Way Of The Dragon. :lol

stormybman

07-11-2007, 06:01 AM

" Mui, why are you dressed up as E.T.? " Stephen Chow, to Zhao Wei, in Shaolin Soccer, after she shaved her head.

stormybman

07-11-2007, 06:15 AM

" Now listen to me carefully, today, i'm gonna let you go, but no more... If I catch you around here, messin' with these people again, I'm gonna put my foot up your a$#!!! " Carl Scott, Sun Dragon aka Hard Way to Die. :rollin !!!

Knockabout

07-11-2007, 06:51 AM

"All of you gathered here are carefully chosen to participate in a massacre of great honor... You'd best appreciate it"
-Lucifer Lee in: Ninja - the final duel :hat

vengeanceofhumanlanterns

07-11-2007, 08:53 PM

The Green Jade Statuette, three one liners:

Lung Fei, "Wu Chang your bold as my sister said, but don't think yourself so smart, you've fallen right into our trap", Chi Kuan Chun, "Oh reeeally?".

At the end, Meng Fei and Chi Kuan Chun intercept Tommy Lee as he's beating a female foe off of him, as he's escaping with the green jade statuette, Tommy Lee, "ha, ha, ha, you two guys...".

Also throughout said flick, Wang Kuan Hsiung, "Heh heh, only the dead... love roses." As he commences to place a rose onto the dead body.

Chinatown Kid

07-11-2007, 10:57 PM

From The Three Avengers aka Lama Avenger: Chien Yuet Sun is using a long pole to fight some thug who has a pair of Butterfly Knives, Chien strikes at the thug with the staff but the thug blocks it with his knives and then asks Chien "Got no children huh?" Chien then asks "How did you know?" The thug responds "Because your pole's too weak." :lol

morgoth

07-11-2007, 11:35 PM

Ninja Hunter

"You just wait till I master the ying yang style, then we'll see how much Shaolin is worth!"

Chen Zhen

07-12-2007, 12:51 AM

"Listen, you little f@ggot........if you keep falling on your ass like that, you're going to get hemroids"

- Conan Lee, Ninja in the Dragons Den

:rollin

Mantis FIST

07-12-2007, 02:19 AM

Master killer

Gordon Liu: "good kung fu"
unknown dude: "of course it is. That technique came from Shaolin!" LOL I always get a laugh on that one.

Chia Ling AKA Judy Lee

07-12-2007, 09:46 AM

Samurai Bells of Death:

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

:)

iron flag

07-12-2007, 12:00 PM

"He's not the one armed boxer, he's just a bum"! :)

stormybman

07-14-2007, 05:10 AM

" I 'm Chen Zhen, from Ching Wu... still the best! " - Jet Li, to the rickshaw driver in Fist of Legend. :hat

fightlikeapes

07-14-2007, 02:52 PM

"Master, let me be your student, and I'll give you a chicken." - Alexander Lo from Shaolin VS Lama

Lei Kung

07-14-2007, 07:40 PM

Fujita from Fist of Legend (proper voice is necessary)
'Is there a problem?'
'Stupid fool'
'[Stupid bastard] I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.'

Brigadier Chow

07-14-2007, 07:50 PM

"you really are a sneaky little bitch" Hau Chia Sing from Super Power also "so you're the Four Kings, well you're no fourking good" Roc Tien from Jade Dagger Ninja.:rollin

kow pad moo

07-14-2007, 10:35 PM

Two howlers from "Shaolin Ex-Monk" --

From the opening scenes, when a mysterious stranger (John Liu) arrives to save Blacky Ko from hanging after being caught with the daughter of the local kung fu master (Jack Long):

Mr. Chu (Jack Long): This is family business, so stay the hell out of it. And who are you??
Lin (John Liu): The name is Lin Chu Fei. But then....maybe it's not.

Later, when one of Mr. Chu's thuggish students is again threatening hapless Blacky:

Thug: Why don't you look in a mirror?! You know what you look like?? You look like a guy who's staring at death!

stormybman

08-07-2007, 07:01 PM

"So you wanna see how good you are? You must be tired of living!!" : gold toothed japanese baddie from FOF, talking to Bruce Lee.

He later adds, "it'll just take me to show you..." before being properly dispensed on his A$$!!! :lol

In the cantonese subtitle version from Joy Sales that second line is translated in titles even more hilariously, "It'll just take me to send you straight to hell!!!"

:lol :rollin

stormybman

08-07-2007, 07:08 PM

"Beating a nobody like you would ruin my reputation... Even if you studied for 10 years, you'd never beat me. Why don't you go and clean toilets or something?"
- Hwang Jiang Lee to Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

:lol

stormybman

08-07-2007, 07:15 PM

In The One Armed Boxer, after Lung Fei chops off Wang Yu's arm, Wang's Sifu replies, "My God, he nearly killed him!" :lol You think? The dudes arm has been hacked off, and he's bleeding to death!

morgoth

08-07-2007, 08:06 PM

From One-armed Boxer-

"Never insult Tibetan martial arts".

morgoth

08-13-2007, 06:59 PM

From Return of Chinese Boxer

Jack Long replies to Phillip Ko's comments before fighting him in a tournament- "Worry about yourself, no one beats the claw."

edher08

08-17-2007, 03:55 AM

"My Kung Fu improves every hour, soon I'll be invincible.." John Liu, Dragon The Hero.

The Dragon

08-17-2008, 02:47 AM

... I'd like to add a new one I've run across, from Kiss of Death:
Chiang Tao, after being told to pay in the club...
"Damn it, you stupid creep! Do you know who I am?... I get everything free! The women, the booze, the food, I don't pay for anything! Got that?!"
:D
and minutes later while escorting Chen Ping to the parking lot...
"Alright, do you like this car?"
Chen Ping:"Mmm" (affirmative)
Chiang Tao: "Good! In that case, this is the one we're gonna take!"
:D
All this in the Eng. dubb, however, in the subs, his character's name is "PIMP"

Classic!

KUNG FU BOB

08-18-2008, 02:17 AM

I laugh hardest at the dry jokes. The ones that are spoken dead serious, but with a ton of sarcasm or vastly understated...

In MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE, at the tournament a contestant makes his entrance by leaping like 60 feet through the air, and Jimmy Wang Yu deadpans "Nice jumping". -This cracks me up everytime.

In EIGHT DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER when 8th Yang is dueling his master so he can leave the temple and he demonstrates a particularly awesome move, the Abbott says "Excellent poling!"

In THE STREETFIGHTER when Sonny Chiba's Tsurugi finds out the female yakuza boss has sent a gang of men to kill him he says "You tell that bitch how sorry I am we can no longer be friends."

In HEROES OF THE EAST when Gordon Liu is handed the three-section staff he plainly states "These poles here... are very good." Then he busts out into some absolutely killer moves (assisted/doubled by Pops for the "helicopter spin" behind the back).

Chinatown Kid

08-18-2008, 03:10 AM

Bruce Lee in Fist of Fury: "This time your eating paper, the next time it's gonna be glass."

Lily Li to Chen Kuan Tai before he goes to fight Bei Mei played by Lo Lieh: "If you can kill him, if you can't then run."

dannyv21

08-29-2008, 07:38 AM

'you bastard!' - phillip kao

'yes, i suppose i am' - hwang jang lee, just before he kicks his ass

invincible armour

The Dragon

09-01-2008, 01:20 AM

"We are all prepared to win, just as we are born, knowing only life... It is defeat that you must prepare for."- Han from Enter The Dragon.

Lo Lieh

09-01-2008, 05:30 AM

"And you can stick it right in your ass!"--Chiba- The Return of the Street Fighter

Endsang

09-07-2008, 02:09 PM

From Daggers 8:

Wilson Tong: "What sort of noodles you got?"
Peter Chan: "I've got pork noodles, beef noodles, egg noodles and soup noodles!"
Wilson Tong: "Some funeral noodles!"
Peter Chan: "Funeral noodles?"
Wilson Tong: "For you.. to take down to hell!"

spearman lo tat

09-22-2008, 10:46 PM

Greetings to all!

1. Fearless Hyena--by Yen Shi Kwan, who was attacked by an overly-emotional Jackie Chan only to be saved by Chen Hui Lou, to Jackie:

"You must be tired of living. I'll help."

2. Unique Lama--I don't know the name of the actor who said this, nor the actress to whom he said this to, but this was repeated a few times in the movie:

"You b!tch!
You slut!
You cow!!"

she

09-24-2008, 05:27 PM

"bullsh!t mister han man!"

and my quote

wudangimmortal

09-27-2008, 06:44 AM

haha what a great thread,

the funeral noodles one still has me laughing..

i always crack up at gordon liu in Martial Club when he goes to the school to fight the enemies , points at them and says "you scumbags" :D

wudangimmortal

09-27-2008, 06:46 AM

also from Ninja in dragon den at the end fight.

"why dont you give that knife to your wife for cutting vegetables"

Endsang

09-27-2008, 09:27 AM

From Incredible Kung Fu Master:

Tung Wei: "Kung fu is like eating. Some people like chicken, some duck, some like fish, some like meat, but I like all kinds of good food if it's edible!
Huang Ha: "You eat shit! You're like a garbage bin!

Drunken Cat

10-06-2008, 11:51 PM

"whats wrong with me, im not drunk, only had 3 jars"

Good one, I always liked this one from The Kid with the Golden Arm.

"That's that. You escort the gold, it isn't far now. I'm gonna get drunk"

The Dragon

10-08-2008, 03:09 AM

James Nam, Jaws of The Dragon:
"Damn, I'm gonna miss that Bitch! She was the best piece of ass I've ever had!"
XD

northern b

10-09-2008, 01:07 AM

Heres a few off the dome

Legend of a fighter

Charlie Chan to Kao Fei- Old man you're looking real sick!
Kao Fei retorts- F(*^ You!!!

Kao Fei to Kurata where did you learn that!?
Kurata- I learned it here I learned if from you!

Drunken Master (classic dub)

Dean Shek to Freddie Wong - have some more water now you bast^&d!!

yeun siu tin while being attacked- I'm not hot don't need fanning

Hwang jan lee to Freddie wong during last fight- You goofed!

*Character to Freddie wongs dad who won't sell him the land and whose son has been beaten by Freddie- Don't think I've forgotten that business about your son-

*that guy has voiced countless films and his voice cracks me up everytime!!

Invincible Armour

Hwang Jan Le to Johnn Liu- Ah Chao lu fung you're here at last- alright you can try my technique too...yaah!

Snake in the eagles shadow

I've been looking for you.....Yaah!

Fearless Hyena

Yeun si Kwan- You must be tired of living

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

Dynamite Trio

Lung Fei to cornered victims -You're gonna die give me your gung fu book!

Unbeaten 28

10 years ago you were a Bast%d who caused me a lot of trouble!

Snake Deadly Act

OK these may have been subs but hey...
In the massage parlour where Angela Mao attacks Kwok he has a close shave with the sword and says to her thats really something!

Chan Wai Man after being bettered by Fong Hak On- his kung Fu is unfathomable, it's better than mine!

The Dragon

10-09-2008, 02:53 AM

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

LMAO!

The Dragon

04-11-2009, 03:01 AM

WOTD:

Wong ing Sik-"who can do Karate better than Japanese?!"

Chuck Norris responds promptly with a series of spinning kicks, a judo throw, and before landing the finishing blow...

The Boss interupts with- "Now that we've decided...!"
:D

Morgoth Bauglir

04-11-2009, 06:42 AM

Was watching Legend of a Fighter today (for at least the 50th time), and somehow it gets funnier every time I see it.

"Whada ya think a that, hey!"

"You bastard! I'll beat you easily!"

"One, two... two and a half"

"THere's absolutely no doubt about who's the real champion, he beat the shit out of him that's obvious."

"That was the eagle claw style. If you're only good enough to learn half of it, then that's enough to beat anybody else around here, or anywhere else".

"In terms of style, I've beaten him real good. All that he knows is how to punch, and that's all."

soulborn

04-12-2009, 11:24 AM

Not sure if this is in the new dub of Ninja in the dragon's den.

To the magicians son.

I going to kick your balls so hard it will swollen up and get so heavy you be flat footed by carrying em.

And Dragon lee's co actor read a pornographical book

and say
Ohh She is hot! She must be your ass is on fire.

The Dragon

07-15-2009, 02:36 AM

"You get outta my way, You old has been!"- The Blind, Master of The Flying Guillotine, Feng Sheng Wu Chi, to the tournament grandmaster.

:nerd:

8:56 MARK OF THIS CLIP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMrLJbmAjDY&feature=related

Shaolin_Fox

07-15-2009, 03:51 PM

Cantonen Iron Kung Fu

You've good eyes can you see your death?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJsMosbA-0&fmt=18

Check @ 1:17 XD

crazedjustice888

07-15-2009, 04:47 PM

From Shaolin Red Master.

Chi Kuan Chun is just sitting there and then the waiter comes over to him and tries to steal his wallet, however he notices a sharp point next to his crotch. Chi Kuan Chun responds to the situation with a straight face while saying "The slightest move could be OH so painful..." HAHAHAHA!!!!

VenomsFan

07-15-2009, 06:17 PM

The Young Bruce Lee - "Glodnamit! You need a lesson!"

I find myself saying these lines posted till this day, like in everyday conversations, where it fits. Most times people aren't kung fu fans and look at me strange. Othertimes fellow fans will shout back out loud.

Nice thread!

The Dragon

07-16-2009, 07:51 PM

"Ahh... What rippling muscles! We don't want to kill you... !"- Wei Ping Ao as the effeminate lackey in Way of The Dragon.

inframan

07-16-2009, 08:07 PM

"but still..."

can't remember which movie that was from;)

Drunken Monk

07-16-2009, 09:54 PM

I'm paraphrasing but Hwang Jang Lee, in the non-original dub of "Drunken Master, says something like...

"You're not good enough to wipe the shit off my god damned arsehole."

The Dragon

07-16-2009, 10:12 PM

I'm paraphrasing but Hwang Jang Lee, in the non-original dub of "Drunken Master, says something like...

"You're not good enough to wipe the shit off my god damned arsehole."

It's like this:

"Beating a nobody like you would ruin my reputation... Even if you studied for 10 years, you'd never beat me. Why don't you go and clean toilets or something?"
- Hwang Jiang Lee to Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

4:04 Mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-blSexznI

:D

prinnysquad

07-16-2009, 10:32 PM

It's like this:

"Beating a nobody like you would ruin my reputation... Even if you studied for 10 years, you'd never beat me. Why don't you go and clean toilets or something?"
- Hwang Jiang Lee to Jackie Chan in Drunken Master.

:D

There's defo a dub with the phrase Drunken Monk mentioned :)

About 1.52 on this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-blSexznI

The Silver Fox

07-17-2009, 03:24 PM

" It's Cleaar that that General Chow murdered Mr Luuu, Minister for royal securiteee "

"No need for that, the winner is never at fault..."

Hwang Jang Lee-Invincible Armour

northern b

07-17-2009, 05:56 PM

"but still..."

can't remember which movie that was from;)

The same one as "so then you think you can beat me"

Drunken Monk

07-17-2009, 06:19 PM

Not so much a "classic" in the 1979's sense but I've always loved the dub "Can't feel a thing. My whole damn body is numb" Sammo says to Richard Norton during their stand off in "Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars."

Killer Meteor

07-03-2011, 07:33 PM

"I've got my mojo going!"

Yuen Siu-tien, MASTER WITH CRACKED FINGERS

and later..

DEAN SHEK: Your mother wears corsets!!!
YUEN SIU-TIEN: You're right, she does!

Apanblod

07-04-2011, 01:19 AM

"You're brilliant, bravo, bravo!"

Chiang Sheng to Philip Kwok - Brave Archer and his Mate

Kennedy Il Sung

07-04-2011, 04:06 AM

"You are quite handy...for someone who only has one."
Eagle Han to a One armed fighter in Shaolin Drunken Monk

Son Of A Gun

07-06-2011, 03:05 PM

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

:xd:

Bronx Rican

07-06-2011, 03:19 PM

"but still..."
can't remember which movie that was from;)The same one as "so then you think you can beat me"
"You fools... You must be tired of living."

Apanblod

07-06-2011, 06:58 PM

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

:xd:

Haha, that's the best line ever! What's the following line again?
"Drug business was the solution, and now I can live in luxury forever!"

:bigsmile:

Killer Meteor

07-06-2011, 10:30 PM

Haha, that's the best line ever! What's the following line again?
"Drug business was the solution, and now I can live in luxury forever!"

:bigsmile:

I love the way Roy Horan says of Bobby Lo: "I wonder what that little punk wants."

Apanblod

07-07-2011, 02:08 AM

I love the way Roy Horan says of Bobby Lo: "I wonder what that little punk wants."

"[...] It must be about Billy Lo's death!"

Practically every line in ToD is an instant classic.

The Dragon

07-07-2011, 06:03 AM

Hwang Jang Lee in - Tower of Death:

"I may be a Kung-Fu master,...but I need cash!"

:xd:

Lmao!
:xd:

Killer Meteor

07-07-2011, 02:22 PM

Lmao!
:xd:

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

The Dragon

07-07-2011, 06:12 PM

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

From The Game of Death: when Dr. Land is falling off the side of the building, crashing into every neon sign on the way down... "... Shit!.. You Bastaaaaaaard!!!!"

:xd:
LMAO!

Apanblod

07-07-2011, 07:16 PM

Another classic is when Bobby Lo is watching the oh-so convient film of Hwang and Roy Horan training. It's generally due to the sneery voice but when he says "They seem to be great friends", you almost expect him to finish the line with "Damn bastards!"

He's got a lot of classy lines in that movie.

"These are my trained peacocks! They obey my every command!"

sdog2006

07-07-2011, 08:59 PM

"Please call off your dogs, they might bite me. I'm scared of dogs, once when I was a kid I shit myself because I was scared by a dog!"

"Why don't you come over to my place tonight? You look like you could use a good fuck!"

"Well that's a good thing for me because with two jack asses like you working for me I could use a whole barrell of lucky stars!"

"God Damn newspaper man! Go fuck yourself!"

"As for you? You two are as good as dead because nobody fucks with me! No one! Nobody!"

PRICELESS AND THE GUYS DUBBING IT WERE CLEARLY PISSED! LOL LOL :-) :-)

SunChien

07-10-2011, 05:18 AM

"Did those two sons of bitches pay their bill?"-Lily Li in 8 Escorts.

Bronx Rican

07-10-2011, 09:15 PM

You all should know by now my list is virtually encyclopedic.:bigsmile:
But I'll give examples which haven't yet been presented on video clips.

I gotta get a copy of the DVD for One-Armed Chivalry Fights Against One-Armed Chivalry, re-titled to the equally dumb Point the Finger of Death:

"I'm just a country girl... please, I beg you, don't harm me."
"I couldn't give a ten-cent damn... where you come from."

"My righteousness is bound to win over this man's evil. Anyway, he means nothing more to me than a dirty son of a bitch."

And the nonsensical source of the re-title: "You have pointed........ the finger of death, and now you must die for it."

From Raiders of Buddhist Kung Fu:

"Youuuuuu... you have committed very grave offense... killing people, and sporting with WOMENNNNNNN!!"

From Executioners of Shaolin:

"I'm glad you've come. ...... Now you are... going to die."

From Mission Kiss and Kill:

"You obviously don't know the way I always do things."
"Oh? Surprise me, then."
"When I meet a no-good damn son of a bitch... with a totally unreasonable attitude... we always fight to the DEATH!!"

From The Master Strikes:

"WHEN I WANNA KILL... a man, no one can stop me. I've killed ten for one." Huh?

From the Ocean Shores dub of Great Massacre (Shaolin Hero):

"So, you're coming for me."
"Right."
"But I don't like to kill people. Don't force me into it... or else-"
"SHUT UP! LET'S GET HIM! COME ON!!"

From Twins of Kung Fu:

"We've come for some horse dung."
'Whaddaya mean?"
"WE COLLECT HORSE SHIT!"

Apanblod

07-11-2011, 12:16 AM

"Hurry along, Sonny boy!"

Lo Lieh to Gordon Liu after injuring him in Fist of the White Lotus

Killer Meteor

07-11-2011, 12:21 AM

Chin Ti's rap from FIST OF UNICORN deserves special mention

"It's just not fair when a girl's this late
They'd said they'd they have here by half past eight!
What will I do if they don't show up?
I know what, I'll a piece of rope and hang myself up!

[two plain (and bare) girls are brought in]

AH! Those two dogs, they're supposed to be nice?
You'd set them on fire, I wouldn't look twice!
One's got tits like an old black sow,
as for her face, I'd rather not mention that now.
As for the other one, she's even worse,
she's got a mouth like a worn out purse!

[A reasonable look-alike for the girl Chin Ti wants is brought in]

Now that's more like what I had in mind!
Something nice, not like the other rotten kind!
Of all I've seen, she's much the best!
I can hardly wait to get her undressed!
Looks to me, and I'm touching wood,
Get her worked up, it'll be really good!
Hair, nose eyes, they all look nice,
Whatever they paid was worth the price!
I can hardly wait to get some more
So quickly...shut...the...door!"

The embarrasing thing is I know this word for word!

The Dragon

07-11-2011, 06:07 PM

SunChien

07-13-2011, 03:44 AM

"Filthy? You make me blush!"-Chang Yi's reply to being insulted in Phantom Kung Fu

Killer Meteor

07-13-2011, 10:01 PM

from HELL'Z WINDSAFF

Dad: Call him Master...now!
Meng Yuen Man: Bullshit teacher!
Jason Pai Piao: Bullshit teacher?

and this weird mixture of cultural heritage...

"Confucious says life's in learning
Curiosity is a nature of man
Even Adam and Eve knew yearning
Unfortunatly the Devil leant them a hand
So if you're feeling life's a bit tough
It's only because you haven't learnt enough!"

SunChien

07-14-2011, 02:57 AM

From Kung Fu Commandos:

"I'm Tiny Sun, Pro Fighter! Specialty:Fighting! Uh...don't hit me.."

moongirl

07-15-2011, 01:44 PM

Yuen Biao, in the dubbed version of Knockabout, wailing to the police in the teahouse in the beginning of the film, "I fell for their scam!!!"

In Invincible Super Guy, Lung Fei and his sister return to their home with some stolen treasure only to discover that their household has been taken over by a mysterious visitor. She asks him, "Who the hell are you?" He snorts some snuff and answers, "Most people call me....Devil Man."

Bronx Rican

07-20-2011, 03:10 AM

Running through Bruce Li the Invincible for clips, and I got a kick out of this exchange:

Poppo (?): "You forget the girl... you're gonna get hurt, eh? Got that?"
Hsu San: "Guess so, but still... I'll have to check with my friend; see what he says."
Chan: "And where's this friend?"
Hsu San, holding up his fist: "He's here! He says no!"

Killer Meteor

09-14-2011, 12:53 PM

SNAKE IN THE EAGLE'S SHADOW

"Snake takes Pearl!"

"Snake taking Pearl...not so easy!"

Killer Meteor

09-20-2011, 03:01 PM

7 COMMANDMENTS OF KUNG FU

"That pill won't do you any good, except to brown your knickers! It's a laxative!"

Apanblod

09-20-2011, 04:00 PM

(In a high-pitch voice:) "Damn you! I'll teach you to fight with me!" - Carter Wong, Born Invincible

June

09-22-2011, 03:52 PM

"You must not be to impulsive, adapt a passive sort ot attittude".....Wang Li Ten Tigers from Kwangtung

Killer Meteor

09-26-2011, 06:25 PM

"You must not be to impulsive, adapt a passive sort ot attittude".....Wang Li Ten Tigers from Kwangtung

I think he pronounced it "attitood".

Another of my faves:

"Easy now, I didn't ask you to kill him. Just to take out insurance on him" -
THE CHINESE STUNTMAN

Mark Pollard

01-21-2012, 03:15 PM

http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=55&pictureid=5147

Jay Stone

01-21-2012, 04:53 PM

"Everyone, you must rest first... And after that, you can have a good meal... And we'll see how good your Kung fu is."
"Why do we have to wait for that... I wanna show you how good my Kung fu is now... Why should we wait?"

The voices in this movie are awesome. Especially the guys who dub these two characters.