The Absolute worst KF movie ever....

[shukocarl]

Has to be Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave...100% dreadful (so bad it's good)...even worse than Fantasy Mission Force.
What's your worst?
Carl:D

[HwangDi]

Well I dunno about worst ever (and it being semi-kung fu anyway) but I was pretty disappointed with "Stranger and the Gunfighter" after believing a Lo Lieh and Van Cleef team would be cool. Wasn't into that one at all!!!

[peringaten]

DEADLY SNAIL VS. KUNG FU KILLERS.

[Chen Zhen]

Fearless Master :x :x :x

[Golden Harvest Greg]

The absolute worst KF movie in the history of not only martial arts filmmaking, but filmmaking in general is, "The Firefist Of The Incredible Dragon." Released by those jackanapes over at Master Arts Video Co. Peace !!!!!

[monk sante]

I would have to go with "the Brother", very lousy!:x

[killer meteor]

I LOVE Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave

My vote for worst would be Fearless Hyena 2

[monwobobbo]

IRON HEAD is about the worst piece of @#%$ i've seen.

[morgoth]

Raiders of Buddhist kung fu

[limubai2000]

Dragon Against Vampire

[HANZOSTEEL]

Goose Boxer was a total peice of @#%$. Dont ever watch it! :x :x :x Im throwing up just starting to think about it i better leave bye. omg really

[jmungus]

attack of the joyful goddess
a drunken monkey on crack must have crapped into CC`s tea when the godfather looked the other way to snatch some lsd off his assistant
fist of the golden monkey
han ying & elton chong are my boys; unfortunately they wasted their time and talents on this pos
eagles claw and butterfly palm
ask me for the one title with a high profile cast that blows and EC&BP is likely the one im gonna come up with
killer of snake fox of shaolin
long time no watch, planning to give it another shot some time soon; the only memory i have about this movie spells like p-u-r-e-c-r-a-p.

as flawed and/or craptacular these movies are, ive seen many dozens that were worse; pardon me i dont recall any of those titles (some of which i havent even bothered watching until the end credits roll)

ps: yeah, FH2 is truly one big lump of excrement on celluloid; maybe the worst of all the titles that have been mentioned thus far !?! (although that one snail/kf killer movie peringaten mentions is completely unknown to me).
its a somewhat great pleasure of sentimental value to run into other wacksters mentioned by u guys (iron head :lol ....craaaaaap!!)

my proposal for an alt. title of this thread:
baby cart load of manure in the land of demons
;)

[Chinese Sausage]

Fist of Fear, Touch of Death. Haven't been able to sit tight and watch the whole film

[Yakuza954]

attack of the joyful goddess
a drunken monkey on crack must have crapped into CC`s tea when the godfather looked the other way to snatch some lsd off his assistant

wtf :rollin

1. ninja kids- why ninja movies get so much flack: exploitation from start to finish. stupid story, a sex scene that looks like it belongs in a porno, and sub-par choreography with lots of guys in black suits.

2. kung fu vs yoga. Only reason this isn't #1 is because of the entertaining fight against the yoga master at the end. Rest of the movie is a waste of time with the 2 ugliest leads ever in a kf movie, fung hak on in a dress, and the most offensive storyline i've ever seen in a kung fu film.

[Chinatown Kid]

Any of those Filmark "Ninja" films are pretty damn bad, can't seem to be able to sit through any of them till the finish.

Bruce Takes Dragon Town is another turkey, the star looks to be close to fifty years old with rotting teeth and the fights are that terrible "swingy arm" style.

Can't leave out Karate Rock, talking about pure @#%$, this is it.

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

For me, the crappiest movies=the best movies... but these go far beyond bad.

1. pink force commandos :x :x
2. Fearless Hyena 3 aka Fearless Master
3. Drunken Master 3
4. American Chinatown
5. City Dragon starring...M.C. Kung Fu :x :x :x :x :x (possibly worse than Turkish Star Wars!)

6. Breathing Fire
7. Double Dragon In Last Duel
8. Dragon Force Operation
9. Dragon Fury
10. Forest Duel:x
11. Ninja vs. Mafia

[ironfistedmonk2003]

I'm with Peri, its gotta be Deadly Snail vs Kung Fu Killers

[jmungus]

mafia vs ninja is actually pretty good fun (doesnt apply to lo rei/tai haters).

[june]

hello all,

thank god i can't remember the title of this bull crap! someone took a camera to mexico or some village to make a kung fu movie about a female getting revenge. either the people were native americans or spanish. we're talking back in the 70's when kung fu films was hot in philly.

[Takano2002]

Dragon Blood, an spanish kung fu movie directed & starring John Liu and shoot in canary Islands.

[WHITETIGERNY]

Plot sucked.

Fights good.

[morgoth]

HAnzosteel-what is wrong with goose Boxer?

[Atomic Mystery Monster]

I second morgoth's vote for RAIDERS OF BUDDHIST KUNG FU (aka A FISTFUL OF YEN), and considering how I enjoyed FIST OF FEAR, TOUCH OF DEATH, FOREST DUEL, and various cut-and-paste ninja movies, that's saying a lot. ROBKF only offers terrible fight scenes, what could be the stupidest resolution in a martial arts movie ever, and the ability to waste over an hour of your life. Gordon Liu must've been really hard up for cash; that's the only explanation I have for his role in this fiasco.

I've heard that a movie called SHARK OPERATION is supposed to be terrible, but I haven't been able to find any solid information on it.

[morgoth]

I started feeling very sick while watching ROBKF, but I felt a lot better when the movie ended.

[dragon herb]

I vote for Eagle Shadow Fist, far too boring and frustrating to watch it. Not to mention the repeated violin-melody in the soundtrack = :x

[HANZOSTEEL]

HAnzosteel-what is wrong with goose Boxer?

I would tell you but i can feel im ready to throw up again just thinking about it so i better make it quick.
On second thought .. Gulp...to me it sucked so much i cant even find it in myself to bring it up again.
Sorry mate sorry yeh i really hated the movie.

[morgoth]

I thought it was hilarious. I can't think of many kung fu movies that are funnier than this. What are some old school KF comedies you like?

[Egocentrik1]

some flick mentioned here are ok..such as goose boxer,drunkenmaster 3 and ninja vs. mafia...

i recently watched the new movie from james worth...Honor
BIG AVOID

[theportlykicker]

I agree, Goose Boxer is an enjoyable flick. I've seen far worse.

[MikoHazuki]

I dunno guys. I think INHERITOR OF KUNG FU has to be one of the worst films I've ever tried to sit through from ANY genre.

[Chan Wah Shun]

Bruce Lee's Ways of Kung Fu
Fist of Fear, Piece of Sh*t
Game of Death '78
All IFD/Filmark Ninja Movies
Black Dragon Fever
Fist of Golden Monkey

There are more, but I seem to have blotted them out of my memory.

[Northern B]

Some more horribles..

Drunken Fist boxing
Fire and Ice hand
Fearless Hyena 2
8 Escorts

[dager in the cotton]

Ashes of Time

[fightlikeapes]

Shaolin Drunk Monkey

[Chinatown Kid]

Even though the film Secret Envoy has Hwang Jang Lee and Casanova Wong in it, it really sucks and I was very disappointed in it. Same goes for Horror Holiday with Tan Tao Liang, it only had one sorry fight scene on a bridge at the end, what a letdown!

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

Ashes of Time?!

haha, this movie is ranked among the top 10 greatest Chinese movies of all time.

Fist of the Golden Monkey was awesome and so was shaolin drunk monkey...anything IFD touches turns into pure cinematic gold. Maybe its just me. Like i said before i have a bad movie disease.

I happen to think that all of Jet's movies are crap, with the exception of Fearless and Danny the Dog.

[th33 lightning fists]

BRUCE LEE VS. FRANKENSTEIN

...what a let-down.

[Chen Zhen]

I happen to think that all of Jet's movies are crap, with the exception of Fearless and Danny the Dog.

so you think the once upon a time in china movies and fist of legend are crap? wow, thats defientely a first..

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

well, when i say crap.. i mean, a movie that doesnt really interest me personally. because i have odd taste. Didn't mean to disrespect any Jet Li fans, im just saying that i have a twisted sense of film. I agree that he's made great movies, the OUATIC series and others, but they arent neccesarily great to me because they don't fit my likes.

[morgoth]

"I dunno guys. I think INHERITOR OF KUNG FU has to be one of the worst films I've ever tried to sit through from ANY genre."

I agree that it is a horrible movie, but I still thought it was a lot of fun.




And 8 Escorts in no way can be considered 1 of the worst movies ever. Li-Li-Li is super hot, has tons of fights, and D. Tan vs. Chan Wei Man at the end is awesome.



And SHaolin Dog Paw- have you seen Jet Li's 'The Master'? That is definitely one of the worst movies ever.

[Chen Zhen]

Killer Priest/ Fighting of Shaolin Monks was a tough movie to sit thru..

[morgoth]

Chen Zhen- the cheesy Damo movie with Chen Sing? Or the Xenon movie called 'Killer Priest'? Or are these the same thing? I have heard the Xenon version is not the real Killer Priest.

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

is the master really bad? I'll have to watch it if it is. ill pick it up this weekend. im going to rent every Steven Segal, direct to dvd, movie i can find and have a bad movie marathon.

[morgoth]

I don't know whether or not you will like The Master. I didn't get any enjoyment out of it whasoever, mainly because I kept thinking abotu how good it could have been. There is some good cheese, but it's low grade.

[Chinatown Kid]

There's just something about the way the fights were choreographed in The Master that wasn't pleasing. A movie of Jet's that gets alot of bad reviews in which I thought the fight scenes were quite good, much better than The Master, was Dragon Fight co-starring Dick Wei.

[HANZOSTEEL]

BRUCE LEE VS. FRANKENSTEIN ...what a let-down.
LOL... on another note there is some Crap Lined Dragon Lee movie that blows HARD.
I think it's called dragon lee and the 5 brothers... i HATED IT!

[MikoHazuki]

And to stick with the Dragon Lee theme, DRAGON'S SHOWDOWN is pretty wretched, too. I can't make it more than fifteen minutes in anytime I try to watch it.

[Chen Zhen]

The Master is one of jet's worst films, everything about hte movie sucked aside from the fights, that were just avg at best. very tough film to sit thru. dont kno what tsui hark was thinking..

morgoth- ive heard the xenon killer priest is the same...either way, im referring to that tamo monk one with chen sing yeah. boy did that film suck in just about every way..

dog paw...if ur not a fan of jet li's movies, i cant possibly see how u'll enjoy the master...but then again, u admittedly like "bad" movies, so u may love it! lol

Dragon fight wasnt a bad movie at all, i think its just good. the fights are decent and the movie as a whole was solid.

[Atomic Mystery Monster]

well, when i say crap.. i mean, a movie that doesnt really interest me personally. because i have odd taste

Shaolin Dog Paw,

Watch NEW LEGEND OF SHAOLIN (aka LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON). Trust me on this...

[morgoth]

Well Chen Zhen, we definitely have to disagree on SHaoln Monk(Tai Seng). It is one of my personal favorites, too many good things to go over in that movie.

Dragon Lee vs. 5 Brothers-very bad, even worse than that Golden Snake movie.

New Legend of shaolin-decent. Seventh Curse is one yu need to check out if you like your movies super crazy.

[jmungus]

shaolin monk is hmmm.... very decent, nothing special. like it too.
cool its been brought up tho, saves me some time later tonite, otherwise i`d have to twist my mind once again about which old skoolie to feed the player with.

but im thinking we re starting to getting way off topic here the longer this thread keeps on going.
new legend is good stuff, shaolin monk certainly doesnt belong here ("worst kf movie ever") either, 7th curse doesnt belong here at all, as its neither kf nor is it bad in any way (now theres one of MY personal alltime cult camp faves)... oh wait...... dragon lee vs the 5 brothers :eek okay, we might be getting our act back together- now thats a) old school kf and b) baaad :\ :b (besides, afair, theres hardly any dragon lee in it in the first place :x )

[morgoth]

Yeah, I shouldn't have listed a good movie like seventh Curse. New Legend of Shaolin made me think of it I guess.

To get back on track, I name Angela Mao's 'The Association' as one of the worst ever. Usually when a movie has that much nudity, I enjoy it a little, but this movie blew big time.

[Atomic Mystery Monster]

new legend is good stuff,

I agree. I recommended it to Shaolin Dog Paw as a Jet Li movie that he might enjoy, not as a candidate for being the worst martial arts movie.

[Shaolin Dog Paw]

so whats up with NEW LEGEND OF SHAOLIN, is it seriously bad? in what ways?

Ill give a couple of jets movies a try, i have good taste too but my bad taste usually forces me to watch movies with the word Ninja in it. I really liked Jet in Hero, Danny the Dog, and Fearless because he really showcases his acting talent imo. I just never really liked seeing him in run of the mill kung fu roles, to me, he was always cooler in modern movies. With the exception of Fearless which was an excellent movie.

[Atomic Mystery Monster]

so whats up with NEW LEGEND OF SHAOLIN, is it seriously bad? in what ways?

No, it's a good (but weird) movie. It starts off looking like a LONE WOLF AND CUB ripoff, then it starts throwing crazy stuff like a magic villain who rides around in spikey metal car (This is a period movie, BTW), little kids fighting, and there's even a segment in a stereotypical "spooky wax museum." Here's a clip (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7caLIEvVMbs) to whet your appetite.

I've also heard that the LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON version cut out some scenes involving chicken butts and some other stuff, but I've never seen the NEW LEGEND OF SHAOLIN version and I can't say if that's true or not.

[Chinatown Kid]

I hated all that wirework in New Legend of Shaolin. :( Jet don't need those wires! 8)

[the dirty tiger]

Bruce Fights Back From The Grave, Treasure Of Bruce Lee

[vengeanceofhumanlanterns]

have heard the Xenon version is not the real Killer Priest

Give that man a cigar! Actually I just watched this film thinking I'd got Killer Priest, and ya know what that's just what I got, but this is where the misinformation comes in. The plot described on the back cover of the DVD: Killer Priest is actually the plot for Shaolin Monk. Not privy to this supremely stupid mistake on Xenon's part I picked the flick up just to have it on DVD and put it on my shelf! A few years later, like a month and a half ago I put it in to watch with my girlfriend (explaing the story an how cool some of it is), and wallah! The Killer Priest, a Chen Sing flick I'd never seen before (nor care to again to be quite honest!).

Shaolin Monk on Tai Seng DVD is the flick described on the back of the Killer Priest DVD Xenon released and the flick has some very cool dialogue, good story, and some pretty good fighting (outlandish as it is) between Kao Fei and Chen Sing. The story seems loosely based on one of the first monks of shaolin.

[morgoth]

It's not a great movie, but it is oh so much fun!

[bubbabgone]

Shaolin Invincibles

It's the one with the KungFu gorillas.

[Lei Kung]

Hope I don't piss anyone off, but the movie I absolutely hated the most was Revenge of the Ninja with Sho Kosugi. The majority of it was so ridiculous I couldn't even laugh at how bad it was. It's the only movie I've ever given away.

[morgoth]

I have never really been able to watch Sho Kosugi stuff. But Shaolin Invincibles, that's not even close to being the worst kung fu movie ever!

[bubbabgone]

... But Shaolin Invincibles, that's not even close to being the worst kung fu movie ever!

Not even close?
Okay.
I don't agree, but then have you ever seen a little something called Rebels Under Seige, the dubbed version?

[morgoth]

No, haven't heard of it, but I could name literally hundreds of old school movies that are worse than Shaolin Invincibles. I love it, but do realize it is not a good movie or anythign.

[bubbabgone]

No, haven't heard of it, but I could name literally hundreds of old school movies that are worse than Shaolin Invincibles. I love it, but do realize it is not a good movie or anythign.

To be honest, I have to agree it's not the absolute worst.
The dubbed Rebels Under Seige is worse. And even that's probably not the absolute worst.

And there are others that pissed me off that couldn't be called the absolute worst either.

Someone mentioned Deadly Snail vs KungFu Killer before.
Truly a smellorama. But the absolute worst? I doubt it.

I think I just get torqued off when anyone screws around with the genre by introducing kungfu apes or big deadly snails or over the top cheesy dubs.

[morgoth]

Yeh, Deadly snail was horrid.

[SunChien2004]

The worst movies that I've seen, IMO are:

Nine Demons
Militant Eagle
Dumb Boxer
Attack of the Joyful Goddess
Teahouse

[Lei Kung]

So this movie Deadly Snail's, it actually has killer snails in it, or is this a style?

I actually like Nine Demons. I can understand why a lot of people hate it though.

Teahouse
As in "The Teahouse" with Chen Kuan Tai? I hope not, this is probably my all time favortie non-martial-arts-movie-starring-an-actor-who-did-mostly-martial-arts-movies.

[glidedrxlr22]

General Stone

[Chinatown Kid]

Yeah General Stone is aweful, not even Tan Tao Liang could save that crap! Those stone warriors come to life sure weren't hittin on much....

[Hellswindstaff]

The 72 Desperate Rebels
Heroes Shed No Tears


I thought Goose Boxer was bearable!!

HWS

[rederror]

Im more into classic kung fu movies but i saw Black Eagle many years ago with Van Damme and that Sho Kosugi bloke...It sucked...MAJOR!!!! anyone sean it?

[morgoth]

I watched the fight scenes on youtube, and from what I saw, I will agree with you. It is horrible.

[CodeRedDVD]

INVINCIBLE SUPER CHAN?

What is BRUCE LEE VS FRANKENSTEIN??!!

[killer meteor]

I've seen a film worse than Fearless Hyena 2 - Godfather Of Canton. Urgh!

[moviegyrl]

Had to break out my catalogs for this one! Over the years, I've highlighted and annotated them with 'grades' for movies.8o My choices (1960-1985) are:
- INHERITOR OF KUNG FU 0]
- KUNG FU EMPEROR (or, whatever the original title)
- REVENGEFUL SWORDSWOMAN :x :x :x
- ADVENTURE FOR IMPERIAL TREASURE
- BLOODED TREASURY FIGHT
- BUDDHA ASSASSINATORS
- DUAL FLYING KICKS
- 8 ESCORTS
- IMPERIAL SWORD
- SHAOLIN HERO (cast: Leung Kar Yan, Meng Fei, Kao Fei)
- STORY IN TEMPLE RED LILY
- 10 MAGNIFICENT KILLERS

[killer meteor]

Imperial Sword - is that the one with Judy Lee and Chang Yi? I thought that was quite good

[aceface]

this may or may not be applicable. venom warrior. it turned out to be about a dancer. it possibly included kung fu, as i did not watch the whole thing, but i doubt it severely. it sounded badass, but i hate it.

[jmungus]

Imperial Sword - is that the one with Judy Lee and Chang Yi? I thought that was quite good

if its the one (aka brave in the kf shadow) its not only quite good, its most definiticiously good and recommended to grab asap.
treasury, assassinators & escorts are decent entries as well.
not in any way to be associated with "worst kf movies".
inheritor or kf emperor is that type of stuff nobody really needs; but theyre also the kind bearable enough to watch on rainy days or very-late-nights every couple of years.
i understand shaolin hero is an aka for the great massacre.
never got around to check it out. is it really (that) bad ???

I've seen a film worse than Fearless Hyena 2 - Godfather Of Canton. Urgh!

welcome to the club of GoC haters :p
FH2 is still significantly crappier imo. i mean, that flick is workin so hard to be seriously hated by everyone, u gotta give it the crap it deserves. ;)

[stormybman]

How about Iron Monkey 2? Donnie Yen is awsome, however, that movie was total crap. To this day I cannot sit though the entire film. :b

[killer meteor]

Another one for the bad books: South Shaolin Vs. North Shaolin

[tai_shin_mun]

Has to be Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave...100% dreadful
wtf:eek:?that is great movie.

[NoNiceTime]

Anyone catch Duel Of Karate yet?

[Kwok Choi]

The Duel Of Karate I know was one of the films you had to see in the early 70s.Could be badly dated now.If anyone has seen anything worse than Zodiac Fighters please let us know.Moviegyrl the films you listed can be termed as "classics" in comparison to Zodiac mess.

[The Dragon]

The Black Dragon V.S. The Yellow Tiger!! With some dude named Tarng Long?!:rolleyes: who had the worst nunchucku skills EVER recorded on film!! What a piece of S@#*!!!

NOTE: This movie was sooo bad, I not only want my money back(30 yrs later now), I want a personal apology from the theater, to every patron who wasted their $1.50, (back in the day), and suffered through this when we could have [I]happily faced a firing squad instead. I've never heard this one, single word so much at the movies...

...BOO!!!

:mad:

[AlbertV]

Black List (1972) wasn't a great movie. I was expecting more from Chen Sing and Chan Wai-Man and I felt totally ripoff-ed. Thank God I bought the movie for only a buck under the name Ninja Terminator (old VHS)

[Tantheman]

Rivals of the silver Fox? Casanova Wong and Ko Fei in a disgustingly horrible film with nothing to recommend it bar like two kicks by Casanova

[gravedigger666]

If there is worse than Eagle Shadow Fist I want to see before believe.
Bad fighting,cheap costumes,bad acting,storyline&dialogue was written in 5sth minutes.nothing positive there.

[Jstn]

Another one for the bad books: South Shaolin Vs. North Shaolin

Yeah, I had that a while back and got rid of it, pretty lousy film

[Morgoth]

I just watched Killer Meteors last night and it was mighty difficult to sit through. Luckily, it did finally come to an end.

[Morgoth]

Black List (1972) wasn't a great movie. I was expecting more from Chen Sing and Chan Wai-Man and I felt totally ripoff-ed. Thank God I bought the movie for only a buck under the name Ninja Terminator (old VHS)

Does Chen Sing fight Fong Yeh at the end? That movie is definitely one of the worst.

[fabhui]

Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers is about as bad as it gets!

[AlbertV]

Does Chen Sing fight Fong Yeh at the end? That movie is definitely one of the worst.

That's the one...thank god both Chen and Fong would go on to better films..a lot better films!!!

[gravedigger666]

secret of shaolin kungfu is not worst but it`s example of bad filmmaking.In beginning crippled man arrives and 2 men commit suicide.Then it´s 30 mins of comedy and practice unrelated to plot,at that stage not hint has been given what kind of storyline waiting...that is poor movie anyway but there is good bout in the end.LYM is great acrobat and fighter in (some)wrong movies.

[Chinatown Kid]

Goodbye, Bruce Lee His Last Game of Death starring Bruce Li is pretty aweful. Whats surprising is Anchor Bay released this crappy film on DVD with a great remastered looking w/s print while some of Li's better movies like Dynamo and Chinese Stuntman have yet to see a decent release.:rolleyes:

[Holy Robe of Shaolin]

LONE SHAOLIN AVENGER with Casanova Wong.

[gravedigger666]

is Bruce Lee:His Last Days,His Last Nights counted as kung-fu movie?or even movie?that is crappest thing I have seen for many years:mad:

[Chinatown Kid]

Since we're on a roll with Bruceploitation, True Game of Death is another. I'm sure these kinda films made the real Bruce spin in his grave big time.:mad:

[Coliseum1972]

Is Fist to Fist bad....that's what I read anyway ?

[vonhumboldtfleisher]

Isn't FIST TO FIST an aka for FISTS OF THE DOUBLE K? That's an excellent movie.

It doesn't get much worse than DEADLY SNAIL, though.

[oldeschool17]

Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers is about as bad as it gets!
the name in itself indicates epic failure in the horizon

[gravedigger666]

Method Man is also on the bottom of the barrel.End fight in warehouse was good but rest...urghhhhhh...problem with films like this is they do not have good actors or money for good sets/costumes,or decent plot.When there is not fight they try to fill remaining with comedy.
If you like watching things like rich old man gets attracted to girl and hero slaps the hell out of him,method man is your movie:eek:

[Chinatown Kid]

I really liked Casanova Wong's fighting performance as the villain in Method Man but he has one of the most irritating dubbed voices ever in it.

[ShawBrothers]

enter the dragon
fist of fury
the big boss
The Way of the Dragon
The Game of Death

:D:D:D:D:D

[AlbertV]

I really liked Casanova Wong's fighting performance as the villain in Method Man but he has one of the most irritating dubbed voices ever in it.

Hahaha...I'll give you a very badly dubbed voice

Hwang Jang-Lee in Eagle vs. Silver Fox. He sounded like Ren Hoek if he was old and drunk!!! "You eeediot!!!"

Then, there was Ho Sung-Pak in the U.S. cut of Drunken Master II. Pretty bad British accent that sounded more Aussie IMO.

[Sifu]

enter the dragon
fist of fury
the big boss
The Way of the Dragon
The Game of Death

:D:D:D:D:D

I know your joking right?!

[Morgoth]

I really liked Casanova Wong's fighting performance as the villain in Method Man but he has one of the most irritating dubbed voices ever in it.

I actually liked that voice, because it was so funny. There's a great part where cassanova says something, and his voice cracks hard. I was dying.

Method Man is also on the bottom of the barrel.End fight in warehouse was good but rest...urghhhhhh...problem with films like this is they do not have good actors or money for good sets/costumes,or decent plot.When there is not fight they try to fill remaining with comedy.
If you like watching things like rich old man gets attracted to girl and hero slaps the hell out of him,method man is your movie:eek:


Method Man has more than just that warehouse fight. Chia Kai has an awesome fight against Wong Wing Sang, and Chia Kai's fight against Cassanova ain't too bad either. It's a terrible movie, yes, but fun to watch for all the sick fights and the training scenes.

[SunChien]

I really liked Casanova Wong's fighting performance as the villain in Method Man but he has one of the most irritating dubbed voices ever in it.

I liked the movie as well but his voice was so nasally and annoying. That guy does that voice again in Snuff-Bottle Connection as one of the Russians with Roy Horan.

[gravedigger666]

enter the dragon

The Way of the Dragon
The Game of Death

:D:D:D:D:D
I agree on those

[gravedigger666]

Hope I don't piss anyone off, but the movie I absolutely hated the most was Revenge of the Ninja with Sho Kosugi. The majority of it was so ridiculous I couldn't even laugh at how bad it was. It's the only movie I've ever given away.
that was one of more enjoyable yankee flicks.part2 I hated though.

[Sifu]

I agree on those

I can't tell whether you guys are being serious or sarcastic!

[Coliseum1972]

Enter the Dragon

Budget : 650k
Profit : 350 mill++ (including VHS rentals)

I rest my case.....

Gonna watch :

Notorious Bandit (heard it's pretty violent lol)
Story of Cheung Po Chai

Prolly average fare but we'll see....

[The Dragon]

The Matrix is one of those films that did ok at the Box office, however, on rental and DVD, it went through the roof.

[Sifu]

Enter the Dragon

Budget : 650k
Profit : 350 mill++ (including VHS rentals)

I rest my case.....

No, let's reopen it! What does that prove, this is for THE WORST!

[Bus]

haha any of ya'll watched the sandman? i never laughed so much in my life

[Coliseum1972]

Gravedigger , I was just on the phone with wrestler Iron Sheik....he's gonna put you in the camel clutch , then break your back & f**k your a**....makes you hum-bell :p:D

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll !!!

I read somewhere that Amsterdam Connection is the worst kf ever....personally I find the phrase "worst ever movie" a phrase that's often misused.....

[gravedigger666]

mantis under falcon claws:eek:

[gravedigger666]

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[Chinatown Kid]

I hate ragheads and blacks(nothing personal),can you ask asian or white dude to do it?

I'm sorry you have that kind of hate in you my friend, you should judge a person by their actions and not by their race. There's good people and bad people of every race.

[gravedigger666]

You are right,but it`s not something I have chosen intentionally.

[Sifu]

(nothing personal)

What?! :rolleyes: How's that not personal. That's like saying "I tink you're ugly as hell!" and then adding "No offense!"

[Morgoth]

All I can do is shake my head...

And what is a raghead. Do you not like people with bad hair? Are you bald and you don't like people who do have hair?

[venoms5]

that was one of more enjoyable yankee flicks.part2 I hated though.

REVENGE OF THE NINJA is part 2. Sequel to ENTER THE NINJA. Now that's a BAD movie! Loved the scene of Franco Nero pretending to practice with Nunchucks!:D You referring to NINJA 3: THE DOMINATION perhaps, gravedigger?

[venoms5]

enter the dragon
fist of fury
the big boss
The Way of the Dragon
The Game of Death

:D:D:D:D:D

While I certainly wouldn't call them the worst, I wouldn't go so far as to say they were the best, either.

[thekfc]

You are right,but it`s not something I have chosen intentionally.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

[Sifu]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


Was that from Tao of Jeet Kun Do? :D

[gravedigger666]

REVENGE OF THE NINJA is part 2. Sequel to ENTER THE NINJA. Now that's a BAD movie! Loved the scene of Franco Nero pretending to practice with Nunchucks!:D You referring to NINJA 3: THE DOMINATION perhaps, gravedigger?
I checked wiki and seems they were released here under different titles.And I have not seen Enter The Ninja but from stills can tell it`s not movie I have in mind.
Domination I am not referring,it is great movie:).It was PROPABLY Pray For Death which was marketed as ROTN#2.Sho fights no martial artists in film,just thugs and the end happens in slaughterhouse.

[venoms5]

PRAY FOR DEATH is awesome. I heard there was an uncut DVD coming but then this was a few years ago and still nothing.

[venoms5]

I checked wiki and seems they were released here under different titles.And I have not seen Enter The Ninja but from stills can tell it`s not movie I have in mind.
Domination I am not referring,it is great movie:).It was PROPABLY Pray For Death which was marketed as ROTN#2.Sho fights no martial artists in film,just thugs and the end happens in slaughterhouse.

Yeah that sounds like PRAY FOR DEATH all right!

[thekfc]

Was that from Tao of Jeet Kun Do? :D


Ralph Waldo Emerson.

[Black Dragon]

Raiders of Buddhist kung fu


Yes, I got got with this title too. I bought it on VHS out of a 5 and Dime in Alaska. This was way before I knew who Godfrey Ho was. What a lesson to learn the hard way. LOL!

[PsiKnifeKFT]

Had to break out my catalogs for this one! Over the years, I've highlighted and annotated them with 'grades' for movies.8o My choices (1960-1985) are:
- INHERITOR OF KUNG FU 0]
- KUNG FU EMPEROR (or, whatever the original title)
- REVENGEFUL SWORDSWOMAN :x :x :x
- ADVENTURE FOR IMPERIAL TREASURE
- BLOODED TREASURY FIGHT
- BUDDHA ASSASSINATORS
- DUAL FLYING KICKS
- 8 ESCORTS
- IMPERIAL SWORD
- SHAOLIN HERO (cast: Leung Kar Yan, Meng Fei, Kao Fei)
-STORY IN TEMPLE RED LILY
-10 MAGNIFICENT KILLERS

The 3 highlighted on your list aren't deserving the distinction "worst" kf movies, IMO. Though the OP's choice of 'Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave' got a lowly 1 lamp rating at the always generous Stomp Tokyo review site, so I'm steering clear of that one.

[Markgway]

BLOODED TREASURY FIGHT was alright. Hardly deserving of a place in a ten worst list.

[Chinatown Kid]

Bruce Takes Dragon Town.....sucked! The hero of the flick with rotting teeth and all was so stiff in his movements he looked like he had rigamortis!

[PsiKnifeKFT]

Oh my dear god..

Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1978)
(it's not even listed at imdb lol)
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Militant Eagle (1978)
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Fist of Fear Touch of Death (1980) (lmao)
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[venoms5]

ZODIAC FIGHTERS
LEGEND OF A TIGER (TIGER LOVE)
THE PRINCESS & THE TOXICANT
SHAOLIN INVINCIBLES
BRUCE LEE: A DRAGON STORY
BRUCE LEE'S WAYS OF KUNG FU
DRAGON LEE VS THE FIVE BROTHERS
and just about any other Bruce Clone movie.

BLOODY TREASURY FIGHT is quite good, IMO. What is it about this one that makes it one of the worst?

[gravedigger666]

Those bruce leexploitation flicks not good but I enjoy them anyway.Battle Creek Brawl is awful so I can name at least worst Jackie Chan movie..wait a min,eagle shadow fist is even worse...

[raider yang]

Fantasy Mission Force takes the #1 spot in my book.

2nd place goes to Adventure for Imperial Treasure starring Wong Tao....horrible flick

[thehangman]

To kill with intrigue and killer meteors i hated those films havent seen em for like 15 years tho

[Gkunedo]

Killer Meteors sucked on a whole new level!

[ekisha]

Killer Meteors is the worst of all.

[Markgway]

Meteors wasn't the worst of Jackie's Lo Wei films. I'd say Shaolin Wooden Men and Spiritual Kung Fu are worse. And none of them are as bad as Fantasy Misison Force.

[Chinatown Kid]

I thought Half a Loaf of Kung Fu was damn stupid! :D

[Sifu]

I thought Half a Loaf of Kung Fu was damn stupid! :D

Pretty stupid, but definitely not near the worst!

[gravedigger666]

tigress of shaolin is damn awful