Golden Harvest - First Movie

[Chen Kuan Tai]

I read here in some threads about the first GH movies but isn't definetly to read here what's really the first movie of GH. Please tell me.

[TibetanWhiteCrane]

Angry River, or so i've heard!

[falkor]

I heard Angry River was the first release, but Invincible 8 had begun filming first?

[Markgway]

First produced: The Angry River

First released: The Invincible Eight

[golden harvest greg]

The Angry River was probably the first completed G H movie. Peace !!!

All respects go to Bruce, Jackie and Angela. The original G H three.

[Markgway]

The Angry River was probably the first completed G H movie. Peace !!!

All respects go to Bruce, Jackie and Angela. The original G H three.

Jackie?

[mpm74]

Thought I'd bring this thread back from the dead... I was actually just about to start a thread called "what was Golden Harvest' first movie?"...

Margway...

Are you pretty good at Golden Harvest history? If so, do you know is? (in this forum)

[thedirtytiger]

I'm quite good.....What do you want to know ?
:smile:

[mpm74]

I sent you a PM. -D

[Markgway]

Now I'm curious - what was the question? lol

And it's Markgway. Why is my name so difficult?? :(

[Morgoth Bauglir]

It must be something illegal, like Big Boss saw in the head scene. You sure you want to be involved in something like that Marge? I mean Mark.

[mpm74]

No, i gave up on the Saw-In-The-Head thing 11 years ago.

Whoever has that film reel in his garage can die with it. Same with Big Boss 2. I make myself 'don't care' when it comes to crap like that.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

So it is in someone’s garage. Alright, now we are getting somewhere. :tongue:

I first heard about the saw in the head like 4 years ago. Ever since then I’ve gotten a good laugh from all the threads over the years.

So what do you need to know about Golden Harvest movies? I know a bit. Probably about 5% of what Markgway and thedirtytiger know, which is pretty good.

[mpm74]

I pretty much just dropped them a msg stating I might have some random GH questions. I'll add you to the list, as well. I'm sure you guys all know something the others might.

You are all special in your own ways. =D

Thanks in advance.

[Athena]

Now I'm curious - what was the question? lol

And it's Markgway. Why is my name so difficult?? :(

No no ,it is not hard ! Witch is why it is remarkable that you keep forgetting it your self !!

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME : 1/2 SIFU MARKGWAY ...1/2 SIFU MARKGWAY ...

Oh Well done !!!
( Must be all that STALKING which is giving you a temporary memory loss.. I see my BRIDE KUNG FU TECNIQUE is starting to work ...)
A very pleased Athena..:kiss:

[Morgoth Bauglir]

No no ,it is not hard ! Witch is why it is remarkable that you keep forgetting it your self !!

I knew you were a Witch. I should have known by the pic in your signature. It's taken me many years, but I have finally found you. I hope you enjoy your burning:xd:

[Markgway]

Watch out Morgoth... she's been trying to seduce me, but as a Shaolin disciple I've resisted temptation.

[Athena]

I knew you were a Witch. I should have known by the pic in your signature. It's taken me many years, but I have finally found you. I hope you enjoy your burning:xd:

Morgoth !
That is not witch but VILLANESS ! One who always last to the end fight & return from the DEAD with every sequel ( & I am signed up & paid for many more ...) !
And FLAMES ! I am the Grand Master of the BRIDE NIGHT ICE SKILL (!)
I can freeze a man to death with ONE GLANCE ! I can start ( of course I am FEMALE ) & end ANY fire at will !

ATHENA THE INVICIABLE is a sought after MASTER , I do not accept many students but lately out of PITY I just accepted a friend of yours. I have sworn him to secrecy but I will give you a hint : The only reason I didn't kill him while he was kneeling outside my SECRET BRIDE TEMPLE for 3 years was that he has 1/2 sifu status & therefore qualify to test for the position as LOWEST STUDENT !! But all my students are secret so he will have to deny it or I will have to kill him ...
& the Seduction ? Don't make me laugh ! I have implanted a magic chastity monitor under his skin above his heart ( Very hard to find that heart & kind of DARK:tinysmile_angry2_t: too hmm...!).
It will give him unbearable pain with EVERY UNCLEAN :tongue: TOUGHT !
Other vise how could he live with me & my female students ? It is his own choice !:ooh: I suggested the other alternative THE BRIDE NIGHT AMPUTATION SWORD SKILL.. But again I am a COMPASIONATE VILLANESS:tongue: so what else could I do ...

Morgoth do you SERIOUSLY BELIVE HIS VERSION STILL ???
Sincerely ATHENA THE INVICIABLE ...


THE END :kiss:

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Oh crap. I did not realize you could return from the dead. I stabbed you in the back, lit you on fire, and then buried you 100 feet under the ground. Sorry about that. Hopefully we can still be friends.

[Markgway]

Morgoth don't believe her evil lies... we Shaolin brothers must band together to fight such demonic influence.

Think what would Gordon Liu or Fu Sheng do?

[Athena]

Morgoth don't believe her evil lies... we Shaolin brothers must band together to fight such demonic influence.

Think what would Gordon Liu or Fu Sheng do?

Is this the best lie you can come up with STUDENT ? You really are not absorbing any of MY SKILLS yet are you? How disappointing ! ( I WARNED YOU NOT TO DISAPOINT ME (when I took pity on you & BOTH ACCEPTED YOU & LET YOU temporary LIVE ) OR ELSE ...) !

I on the other hand increased my powers WHEN I STOLE YOUR CHI ! Not by much though (!) , Your CHI should have been a bit more INTENSE , BUT I realize now I have been YOUR WEAKNESS for a long time! Again DISAPOINTING !!! Don't make this a habit , you must stop being such SLOW LEARNER !! ( If your Grand Master Pai Mei had not intervened & begged me on your behalf ,you would have been A ROTTENING CORPS BY NOW...)

I will point this out (AGAIN ) ONE LAST TIME :
Learn from your former Shaolin Brother ( Now you belong to me ! No more SHAOLIN BROTHERS !)
* He realise his wrong ways & APPLOGIZED, BEGGED MY FORGIVNESS & POINTED OUT MY SUPERIORITY ! He is (for now..) UNHARMED & ALIVE !!!
( It is really so simple... WHY are YOU not getting it ??? Ahh!!)

* And (AGAIN )Grr! My claws are getting sharper by the minute DEALING with you ...
LOOK at your own POST !
You acknowledge my superiority /your inability to fight me alone & ask for HELP from someone who has already given in to me ...( So AGAIN you know beforehand that you will lose ..)
I already know YOU NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ME ( where else could you live alone with MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ...) ! But do you have to make it so OBVIOUS ??
Markgway's MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE :kiss:

[Markgway]

You see, this is exactly the reason why Shaolin doesn't take female disciples. They pout, they bat their eyelids at you, and as soon as you begin to feel sorry for them, they pounce. As my late Eagle's Claw teacher, Ai Bang Yu, once said: "Never trust a woman with white hair". Little sister Athena, or "Fright Wig" as we used to call her, before she betrayed our Master, is 99.9% evil. Only a secret herbal remedy found in the Big Wang mountains of China can restore the remaning 0.01% to full strength goodness. There's hope... but not much of it. Come back from the dark side Athena before it's too late.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

I’ve been to the Big Wang mountains. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I don’t think there’s anything up there. Maybe if I had remembered to bring my glasses I’d have a different opinion. It was a rough 6 years.

Markgway, I’m sorry, but I have decided to stay evil. But I will not be a student of Athena’s. I initially agreed, but she tried to talk me into cutting off my right arm to become a better fighter. She has a famous one arm student, some guy named Jimmy, and he is a tough dude I admit. But Jimmy told me that Athena deceived him and is using his arm to make herself even stronger. I confronted Athena about this, and, it was a very bad decision. She tried to act all nice about it, and then she told me she knows a special eunuch style, and I ran out of her temple as fast as I could all the way to Tibet. Perhaps I could have become a great kung fu master, but I’m not willing to take all the steps in order to learn the eunuch style. I’m already small enough down there.

I am now Morgoth the Lama. I didn’t realize these guys were evil when they took me in, but they’re pretty cool. Maybe one day we can team up to beat Athena, and then we’ll have our own duel afterwards.

[One Armed Boxer]

This thread got weird real fast....

...talk of amputated members (& I`m not talking about forum members), an overload of pink font, and watching Morgoth, Markgway, & Athena forming a love triangle before our very eyes.

This is more like a Korean soap opera than a kung-fu movie!

[mpm74]

I know... what happened to the GH thread. :( lol

[Fang Shih-yu]

I know... what happened to the GH thread. :( lol

It's incorporated into that tangled web those three wove!:tongue:

[mpm74]

Athena..."Get to work, we are on the dot people.... not just don't stand there, get to work!"

[Athena]

It's incorporated into that tangled web those three wove!:tongue:[

STUDENT FANG !
I have ALREDY pointed out to you NEVER to reveal MY SECRET SPIDER BRIDE SKILLS !!!!!!!!!!!
Don't make ME regret making YOU (!) one of my SECRET SENIOR STUDENTS ...!!
I have worked HARD FOR YEARS to have YOU INFILTRATE SHAOLIN so perfectly !!!

WE ARE NEARLY THERE !!!
Only ONE CHAMBER LEFT !! ( The ultimate SECRET HIGEST Chamber ..The ULTRA RARE * -> KARMA SUTRA CHAMBER !!!!!! )

But it will be a BREZZE my dear Student , The chamber is GUARDED by 2 of my lowest students ! The 2 FAMOUS M & M Shaolin Brothers ! They pay hardly any ATTENTION to the GATE ....Engrossed as they are in THE SKRIPTURES...

Now Student Fang :
PRACTICE your lightness kung fu & DESTROY ALL HERBS growing at BIG WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... THEN return to my BRIDE TEMPLE !!

Your Loving MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE :kiss:

[Fang Shih-yu]

Now Student Fang :
PRACTICE your lightness kung fu & DESTROY ALL HERBS growing at BIG WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... THEN return to my BRIDE TEMPLE !! Your Loving MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE :kiss:
Back to you in a bit. I'm trying that "dipping-myself-in-wine-so-I-can-be-invulnerable" treatment; the recipe's on the back of marked boxes of Frosted Shaolin Wheat. I didn't have any spare wine handy, so I had to send Brother Hung and Brother Hu to the liquor store, and they came back with.... Well, do WINE COOLERS work the same way?:ooh:

[Athena]

Back to you in a bit. I'm trying that "dipping-myself-in-wine-so-I-can-be-invulnerable" treatment; the recipe's on the back of marked boxes of Frosted Shaolin Wheat. I didn't have any spare wine handy, so I had to send Brother Hung and Brother Hu to the liquor store, and they came back with.... Well, do WINE COOLERS work the same way?:ooh:

NO STUDENT FANG !
Only on my FEMALE students ! ( We use the SEDUCTION BODYLOTION made from HERBS found ONLY at SMALL WANG MOUNTAIN in China ... Our skin is like SILK irresistible to ANY MAN except my MOST SENIOR MALE STUDENTS ! You are lucky (!) ,just ask my LOWLIFE RUN AWAY STUDENTS . The were BAD & did GLANZE at such SKIN ONCE ! )
But don't worry ! I have sent MY BEST BEGGER CLAN UNDERCOVER students to meet My POISEN CLAN allies . The BEST SECRET RECEPI WINE is already at you door step !
Just Look , Your VERY PLEASED MASTER ATHENA THE INVINIABLE :kiss:

[Fang Shih-yu]

"This is NOT Mel Torme!" :tongue:

[HyperDrive]

Due to this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if the Wang Mountain range suddenly had a bearded baby boom next year.

[One Armed Boxer]

The thread is kind of like a car crash...I want to look away but I can't.

[Secretmember]

The thread is kind of like a car crash...I want to look away but I can't.

AND WERE IS THE NEXT POST :ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh::ooh:????
I SUGGEST A CUT IN PAY FOR ALL INVOLVED MA ACTORS/FIGHTERS !
THE INTERMISSION IS GETTING TO LOOOOOOOOOONG:squigglemouth: !

THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD AND YOU ARE NOT BONDED:nerd: !

LAST CALL:cry: ! ALL ACTORS BACK ON STAGE:tinysmile_angry2_t: !:tongue::wink::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd::xd:

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Hello secretmember. You are a secretive one you are. How do you remain so secret? I would like to learn that mysterious kung fu style. (I just got some special invincible Tibetan potions I could give you. Athena has been after these for years. Let me know if somehow this part in paranthesis is not hidden. Athena can't know about this). Athena has continued this conversation on people's profile pages, or at least mine. She has promised 3 virgins for anyone who can help with her avatar. I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males. (As soon as I am able to solve her avatar problem I will be having my way with these 3 virgins in the Average Wang mountains, a place I found that seems suitable for me. It's right in the middle of the other 2 Wang mountains and it is very hidden. And don't tell Athena where I will be going, I'm hoping to live there the rest of my life with these virgins and I will not be going back to her temple. Seriously please don't tell her any of this, she is more powerful and evil than I ever could have imagined. I can't ever let her find me again).

[Secretmember]

hello secretmember. You are a secretive one you are. How do you remain so secret? I would like to learn that mysterious kung fu style. (i just got some special invincible tibetan potions i could give you. Athena has been after these for years. Let me know if somehow this part in paranthesis is not hidden. Athena can't know about this). Athena has continued this conversation on people's profile pages, or at least mine. She has promised 3 virgins for anyone who can help with her avatar. I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males. (as soon as i am able to solve her avatar problem i will be having my way with these 3 virgins in the average wang mountains, a place i found that seems suitable for me. It's right in the middle of the other 2 wang mountains and it is very hidden. And don't tell athena where i will be going, i'm hoping to live there the rest of my life with these virgins and i will not be going back to her temple. Seriously please don't tell her any of this, she is more powerful and evil than i ever could have imagined. I can't ever let her find me again).

my brother if you knew who i really am , more parts than just your mind would be blown . I am not jocking bro it would be a final blow to all your parts ! Not good for your health.

But on the cool side man ,i increased your pay drastically . You are making more than athena , markgway , fang dude & one arm boxer put together , so you may want to keep that secret ! Am i writing big enough bro ?
So make sure your gold tale chamber , the secret one is big enough .

Happy hiding MAN !

[Fang Shih-yu]

Who is this "fang dude" you speak of?:yociexp44:

[Markgway]

I am very much hoping to win this prize. Up for grabs are 2 male virgins and 1 female. I am very interested in the female virgin, and a little bit interested in the 2 males.

:eek: :biggrin:

[Secretmember]

Who is this "fang dude" you speak of?:yociexp44:

HE IS A PRETTY FAMOUS DUDE .WELL KNOW IN CHINA FOR BEING ON THE ROAD PERIODICALY SLAIN MANCHU DUDES . NOT TO GOD AT REMEMBERING :cry:SECRET CHOP STICK HIDDEN SOCIETYS MEMBER SIGNALS , AND SOMETIMES HE DON'T REMEMBER WHO HE IS EITER .:ooh:
FOUND THAT MIRROR YET MAN :tongue:?

[One Armed Boxer]

Ladies & Gentlemen, yes it's that time of year again for the annual Kung Fu Cinema forums Academy Awards!

Our first category tonight is for "The Most De-railed Thread of the Year"...here to present the award direct via satellite link-up is Falkor. Please note to watch this small clip of Falkor presenting the award you must pay $5000 upfront, as it has been re-mastered and then re-re-mastered and had additional coloring added to it, or you can just purchase it on blank DVD tomorrow for $2.

The first nomination tonight goes to The Running Man, for his scenery chewing completely bizarre performance on this thread -

http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10530

The second nomination goes to Falkor himself for this thread, which lead to his eventual exile from the forums -

http://www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10759

& last but not least, the third nomination goes to this very thread, basically anyone who's contributed will be up for sharing the award if it's chosen, unless you're in the Wang Mountains!

We'll be back with the result after this short break!

"Coming to a store near you soon - Massacre Survivor Enhanced Slightly Blu-ray Edition....

[Fang Shih-yu]

Another awards show where they cut off people giving acceptance speeches with music!:sad: Sinatra's turning over in his grave--again!:tongue:

[HyperDrive]

I presume Mortal Kombat 3 was held in the Wang Mountains. Watch it and then look at Athena's signature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrlCEaYYbQU

[Morgoth Bauglir]

WOW! I've been on this forum for about 5 years now and every year it is my hope that I've been enough of a weirdo to be part of a thread nominated for this award. This is the second time now that I've been nominated and it is truly an honor. I ended up losing last time, but with the help of Athena, Markgway and everyone in this thread, I think we have a real shot of winning this year. I have to thank the Mcdonalds in Tibet, because without you I wouldn't have internet access and I don't think this thread would have reached its maximum potential. Obviously Athena is the real star here. Everyone else is just along for the ride, and what a ride it has been. Win or lose, I'm happy just to see this thread nominated. Good luck to the other competitors, you'll need it.

[Secretmember]

WOW! I've been on this forum for about 5 years now and every year it is my hope that I've been enough of a weirdo to be part of a thread nominated for this award. This is the second time now that I've been nominated and it is truly an honor. I ended up losing last time, but with the help of Athena, Markgway and everyone in this thread, I think we have a real shot of winning this year. I have to thank the Mcdonalds in Tibet, because without you I wouldn't have internet access and I don't think this thread would have reached its maximum potential. Obviously Athena is the real star here. Everyone else is just along for the ride, and what a ride it has been. Win or lose, I'm happy just to see this thread nominated. Good luck to the other competitors, you'll need it.

My good bro Morgoth .
I got you Blood Soaked PM . You are not supposed to soak it when you send it just when you receive secret PM then you do the 4 min soak blood deal. But i don't have time to hang and chill man just saw a white haired white dressed evil foreshadowing veilcovered something flying across the sky in your direction . See the bad weather heading your way bro ?

I have to decline man cant do the body double /stand in deal for you at the award ceremony just because you think there will be assassinations done .Generous offer and all that but I wouldn't be around to use it so it would still belong to you anyway .Check with Bro fang dude ?
We are losing web connection her .Has the bad weather hit yet ? Morg ?
Bro ? HELLO ? Bud ? Hey man ??????????

Anyone there ? whats all that noise man ?
Line's dead i think bro , Good survival and all that .

[Morgoth Bauglir]

NO I did not receive your blood soaked message. I went to get my mail and about 50 policemen were waiting for me, and they managed to capture me. Thanks a bunch PAL. Apparently you sent me a severed head? Really? Was that necessary? Do you know how long the police have been looking for me? Do you have any idea how many other people were looking for me? Do you know how much it hurts to have your kneecap broken by a billy club? Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the face? Do you know how the bad the food is in prison? Do you know how much it sucks to have to look at porn with 20 other guys crowded around you? I’m sure you knew all of these things.

Well, please be kind enough to tell me how day 2 of the awards ceremony goes. I don’t really care though. I hate everybody and everything right now. Your days are numbered Secretmember. I will be coming for you soon. No jail can hold the the mighty Morgoth Bauglir.

[The Dragon]

NO I did not receive your blood soaked message. I went to get my mail and about 50 policemen were waiting for me, and they managed to capture me. Thanks a bunch PAL. Apparently you sent me a severed head? Really? Was that necessary? Do you know how long the police have been looking for me? Do you have any idea how many other people were looking for me? Do you know how much it hurts to have your kneecap broken by a billy club? Do you know how much it hurts to get shot in the face? Do you know how the bad the food is in prison? Do you know how much it sucks to have to look at porn with 20 other guys crowded around you? I’m sure you knew all of these things.

Well, please be kind enough to tell me how day 2 of the awards ceremony goes. I don’t really care though. I hate everybody and everything right now. Your days are numbered Secretmember. I will be coming for you soon. No jail can hold the the mighty Morgoth Bauglir.


WTF??!!


:ooh:

[Morgoth Bauglir]

"WTF"


My thoughts exactly:mad:

[Athena]

"WTF"


My thoughts exactly:mad:

NOW MY DERAILED BABY KUNG FU MICE ..THE ULTIMATE EVIL WARRIOR BRIDE CAT WITH WITH WHITE HAIR IS BACK !!

I suggest YOU get of the KFC KITCHEN TABLE & STOP DANCING ....

I left the WORLD IN perfect EVIL ( Much like the REAL TIME WORLD) to complete the FINAL LEVEL IN THE ULTIMATE ULTRA RARE INVINCIABLE UNBEATBLE SKILLS IN ALL SKILLS , ( No my dear M& M Shaolin Brothers it WAS NOT IN WANG MOUNTAIN as I am used to your peeking (!)BUT IN SHANGRILA IN THE HIMALAYAS ! ...Why DO you think the area IS protected by CREATURES WITH ( YES THAT IS IT !) WHITE HAIR ??? )
This is so annoying WHY do YOU 2 NEVER GET ANYTHING ???

& on my return Yes BRING on REVENGE ...REVOLT ..BLOODBATH ...VENGENCE ...ASSASINATIONS .. CHALLENGES ..DUELS & THE LIKE !
REFRESHING & ENERGIZING !!!

But Oh NO BABY KUNG FU MICE dancing on the table !! THE EVIL TEARS I ALMOST SHEED ! ( But didn't as it is not good for my evil BEAUTY !!)

* And YOU "SECRETBABYBROTHERMICE " YOU have ALREADY been DEALT with !
So to put it in YOUR own language Baby Brother : DID YOU CATCH MY DRIFT MY VERY JUNIOR CLANS MAN BABY BROTHER DUDE ????

ATHENA THE IVINCIABLE ULTIMATE EVIL WHITE HAIRED BRIDE :kiss:
( Hmm.. Did I forget anything ??! :wink::squigglemouth::wink: )

& IN CASE I DID (SECRET) STUDENT HYPERDRIVE (!) & ONE OF MY FORMER NEMESISES THE ONE ARMED BOXER ( I let live you know since I daily benefit in my training from YOUR former PART )
I Will quote myself ( WHO BETTER ??)!
This is the LATEST NEWS concerning the " DERAILED VILLANESS AWARD"-->

* MY latest directive to BABY MICE STUDENT MORGOTH : "But to the IMPORTENT business at hand -> : YOU WILL be at the AWARD CERMONY to KILL all the lower level FIGHTERS I would LOSE FACE if I bothered with.
I have ALREADY dealt with the MASTERS , only my EVIL clan allies will be present ...

& the 2 PRETENDERS to my " DERAILED VILLANES AWARD " have already DECLINED! ( One I SEDUSED/CONVINCED the other I PAID OFF ...)

BUT the satellite PAY PER VIEW is still on ! I have recruited the OTHER FALKOR from the never ending story AS AN IMPOSTER & the funds go directly into my EVIL BRIDE off shore account...

Morgoth's ETERNAL EVIL MASTER ATHENA THE INVINCIABLE BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR "

[Fang Shih-yu]

KFC:khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5 d:Chorus:khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d::khi5d: :khi5d:Line! STARRING: Morgoth! The Dragon! Secretmember! HyperDrive! One Armed Boxer! SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY Fang Shih-yu as "The Clumsy Waiter" AND STARRING Athena AS...um, can we get back to you on that?:tongue:

[Secretmember]

under evil order to chop into list for appy. clansdudes include but more could be pressed in if nessesery . good shawdude fangster ,good bud the morgue,new chill dog hyperdude, friendly or unfriendly dragondude, havnt meet seniorclansbro markgaydude, tracing the onearmed dude, i include all future offended dudes too .i cut the deal evil sis white can the babycry hit the trash now ? why athena whats up with that ? well known for years in our part of universe as evil sis. glued to the memory .dont get it

[Markgway]

clansdudes include but more could be pressed in if nessesery . good shawdude fangster ,good bud the morgue,new chill dog hyperdude, friendly or unfriendly dragondude, havnt meet seniorclansbro markgaydude, tracing the onearmed dude, i include all future offended dudes too

Do you know what happened to the last person who called me Markgay?

Neither do the cops. :xd:

[Secretmember]

Do you know what happened to the last person who called me Markgay?

Neither do the cops. :xd:

2 x appy for mr straigth not gay in any way senior much respected around here anyway good liked clansbro the m a r k w a y know i missed g on purpose not taking anychansesmore. lost sight hearing all feeling after last ass whiping under real treath to lose laptop white evilsi's old one need for digg movie watch tonight appy accepted mr m a r k w a y plus g ? peace my good dude. dont feel bad, fangster sent me personal pm calling the secretdog a lady ,think it is equall shity, agree my good liked friend waydude ?

[Morgoth Bauglir]

:khi3h:



:khi6g:

[Athena]

:khi3h:



:khi6g:

Dear STUDENT Morgoth !
Your master is very pleased , I never imagined You would manage to INCREASE YOU WILLPOWER like that & HELD YOUR TOUNGE !! (Must have been very HARD !!)

But if YOU have REALY LEARNED THE SECRET SKILL OF STORING HUMAN CORPSES you are TRULY BACK TO EVIL !!!
WELL DONE !!
The MORGUE 'S EVIL MASTER ATHENA:kiss: !!!

[Fang Shih-yu]

2 x appy for mr straigth not gay in any way senior much respected around here anyway good liked clansbro the m a r k w a y know i missed g on purpose not taking anychansesmore. lost sight hearing all feeling after last ass whiping under real treath to lose laptop white evilsi's old one need for digg movie watch tonight appy accepted mr m a r k w a y plus g ? peace my good dude. dont feel bad, fangster sent me personal pm calling the secretdog a lady ,think it is equall shity, agree my good liked friend waydude ? Is it possible you are one of these, out to get "zeeba neighba"?903

[Secretmember]

Is it possible you are one of these, out to get "zeeba neighba"?903

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Crocs_%26_Zebra.jpg

whats up my dog fangsterdude ? witch one are fangstezeeba again ? peace my clans zebbafangsta dont digg the constant ass chew :sad: :sad::sad::ooh:

[Fang Shih-yu]

904"And I said Chico was out of this world?!?"

[Secretmember]

904"And I said Chico was out of this world?!?"

this world sucks my goodseniorclansbro fangsta dude.
so thanks for the digg complement seniordog :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:. you seriously mean you are chill happy to be part of this crapy old narrominded nospiritualindividual shoboxmentality planet or are you here beeing that your actually stuck here with the rest of the dogpin ??

[HyperDrive]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/616/hurrtrain.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/hurrtrain.jpg/)

[Fang Shih-yu]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/616/hurrtrain.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/hurrtrain.jpg/)907"My sentiments EXACTLY!"

[Secretmember]

thats the digg photo on yo expired passport isnt hyperchill ?
brings out your personality when you seriously blow it up . found a new dentist yet ?

[Fang Shih-yu]

908"There's my argument: RESTRICT immigration!"

[HyperDrive]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/601/145090whata20comedian21.jpg (http://img688.imageshack.us/i/145090whata20comedian21.jpg/)

HARDY!!! HAR!!! HAR!!!

[Secretmember]

obviously you got dude issues with me guys why not pm or complain to the admin dont do the kill for the whole clan ? and fangster dont remember insulting yo when yo knew 100 % i was i lady ??? sis with evil ass chew skill didnt object to the secretdog reply i pm you even. forwarded her a copy. happy complaining clansdudes

[Athena]

The KFC kinder-garden is NOW CLOSED & the KITCHEN TABLE is burned !

I WILL RUN FOR THE MOST DERAILED VILLANES AWARD in an other thread as I see there is OTHER EVILS lurking here & I don't like other EVILS than myself !

I HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED MY FALKOR EXIT SKILLS so if you see some WHITE LIGHTNING across the sky it WOULD be me ....
ATHENA ONE OF SEVERAL EVILS ...

[HyperDrive]

Lol, the gig's up.

Look at http://kungfucinema.com/forums/showpost.php?p=129152

He is supposedly your bro (above link) but now he says he's 100% lady here. Plus, it's easy mispelling stuff in your Chinese female account. But I notice the same pattern of misspelling in your "bro"* account as well. Look at what you put for the location for one thing.

*are you trying to be a "brutha?" Only they use dig like that.

[Morgoth Bauglir]

Their posts do look similar. When Secretmember first showed up I thought FOR SURE that they were the same person, but after doing a lot of investigating I'm thinking differently now. I'm going to give Athena and Secretmember the benefit of the doubt and say they are 2 different people. I know it sounds crazy, but it's just a gut feeling I have. English does not appear to be either of their first languages. With how much hard work they (Athena especially) put into their posts, I think they help eachother out with their posts since they use the same computer. That's my view...

Plus look at Athena's earlier posts from post #1 until now. She's always been an extremely nice person and hasn't shown to have multiple personality disorders in any of her earliest postings. I could be TOTALLY wrong on this, but for right now I'm going to put my neck on the line for Athena and Secretmember and say they are 2 different people. Athena, if you ARE using multiple accounts, you better cover your tracks better from now on, like I do. I've been on this forum for about 5 years now and nobody has yet figured out that I have well over 100 accounts now:xd:

[Athena]

Lol, the gig's up.

Look at http://kungfucinema.com/forums/showpost.php?p=129152

He is supposedly your bro (above link) but now he says he's 100% lady here. Plus, it's easy mispelling stuff in your Chinese female account. But I notice the same pattern of misspelling in your "bro"* account as well. Look at what you put for the location for one thing.

*are you trying to be a "brutha?" Only they use dig like that.

HyperDrive ,
You called me a liar in the Meng Fei thread & Now here .
Let us us have Mark Pollard deal with your accusations agreed ? I am from Norway & Sergi are from Brazil . Brother fang send him a PM calling him a lady saying he knew for certain he was female . That is what he is referring to in the post you ridicule.

I am tired of this & need to return Mark's email concerning some other business. He has all account info concerning the members.
I have contacted the mods but they referred me to Mark.
So I expect you to go back & report my posts you find offencive. I don't appreciate being called what you insinuate .I am not male & I am not fake nor am I lying . I find your criticism of my language offencive . How many languages do you speak well ? I speak 5.
I have already sent you 3 PMs but you refuse to reply .
I have no intention of giving you my SS # ( neither my US or Norwegian ) to prove my point.
Sincerely Athena

PS. I have no idea what a "brutha?" is , but will look it up before I contact Mark.

[mpm74]

Wow, there's some Crying Game sh*t going on here?
(jk)

[Fang Shih-yu]

I know her by seeing her Facebook and Myspace pages. Will the person who posts as "Secretmember" PLEASE chat with Mark Pollard ASAP?... Seriously, if ONLY people would post entries like casual conversation, and nothing more!

[HAZ]

Sorry folks, this thread has taken a weird turn. It's getting locked.