Worst fight scene EVER

[bolofan]

It must be-

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PS: Ballgrab?????

[Gaijin84]

Thai movie? That is truly horrible. The crotch shot scream seemed like it lasted for hours.

[KUNG FU BOB]

Did you notice that when the guys balls get grabbed, gum or something flies out of his mouth! XD

[Drunken Monk]

Yeah, but isn't this movie a comedy? Is the fight meant to be that bad? I'm all types of confused.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

This one is up there...

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Does anyone get even slightly close to hitting one another?

[jiujitsu77]

ah you have discovered Kung Fu Contra as Bonecas (bonecas is a slang for a homosexual....oh how pc the brazilians are). oh my god is that movie out there

a shining example of brazil's cinema and taste in comedy.....well i thought it was kinda funny when i bought it. payed 15 US for a dvd-r. i had to buy this in order to be a clone completest.

when it comes to brazil...il stick with coffin joe, jiujitsu, and seu gorge (check out the life aquatic)

[edher_M.A.]

ha, ha, that was crap! lol

[Markgway]

I could direct better fights in my sleep.

[One Armed Boxer]

I know this has been posted before in a similar thread, but it's worth posting again...for maximum effect play with the volume turned UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

[chen lung]

I'm sure we're all familiar with the one that started it all.

Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY)

:S

[Fightingfist]

Tht is very lame any1 could do tht lol

[HyperDrive]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbosvLiseho

[Cesare]

T Rajendar, anyone? ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4t87odQvxY
I guess I've seen worse but most of them weren't so entertaining...;-]

Wouldn't mind getting my hands on some of those Tamil movies...
Vijayakanth is one of a kind...:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxFEFj6WUxY

[HyperDrive]

Thought I revive this thread after finding the below. It's from a movie adaptation of an obscure Sega fighting game called The Last Bronx. If you get bored, zoom to the 6:10 mark.

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[OpiumKungFuCracker]

The fight scene in 'Columbiana' should get a nomination....

[ChanBiaoHungLungFuSheng]

I put this in the World Cinema section, but it definately deserves a post here too...

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[Travis]

This may take the cake.

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[Markgway]

If you get bored, zoom to the 6:10 mark.

Looked perfectly realistic to me. :tongue:

[KyFi]

I put this in the World Cinema section, but it definately deserves a post here too...

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That's still my number one of all time. There are so many levels of awesomenes in that clip---the outfits, the villain, the flips, the slo-mo, the dance number----and those kickass 70's high heel boots! :tongue:

[ZoSo]

Did you notice that when the guys balls get grabbed, gum or something flies out of his mouth! XD

To reply over 2 years later.... I do believe that's actually supposed to be his... balls! flying out of his mouth!!

LOL

[massa_yoda]

The fight scene in 'Columbiana' should get a nomination....

The most dissapointing fight for sure. The movie was actually pretty good. All that build up to a terrible fight.

This may take the cake.

True, that scene is pretty famous. (Nice to have another Travis on the forum btw)

To reply over 2 years later.... I do believe that's actually supposed to be his... balls! flying out of his mouth!!

LOL

Agree. There seemed to be two things that fly out of his mouth and they looked like small balls. Wow. This stuff is ripe for a parody.

[Markgway]

Nice to have another Travis on the forum btw

There's a one Travis only policy active on this board.

One of you gents will have to vacate the premises in an orderly fashion.

[massa_yoda]

There's a one Travis only policy active on this board.

One of you gents will have to vacate the premises in an orderly fashion.

You can never have too many Travis'! (Travi):bigsmile::bigsmile:

How shall we settle this then? Should we both film intentionally bad fight scenes and whoever has the worst one wins?:tongue:

[monkeygift]

Most OVER THE TOP wtf action scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U&feature=related

[ShaOW!linDude]

Wow, that was pretty out there but very innovative. I kind of liked it. I'm surprised Hollywood isn't looking to do a version of this themselves. Thanks for hipping me to that, monkeygift.

[Markgway]

Most OVER THE TOP wtf action scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U&feature=related

That's hands down the craziest shit I've ever seen.

[Takuma]

That's hands down the craziest shit I've ever seen.

Good film, but that's a pretty boring scene. Gets even worse later. But the first 2 hours is pretty cool. Was a fun watch with some enthusiastic Indians in the audience.

[66 Mantis]

I put this in the World Cinema section, but it definately deserves a post here too...

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So bad, it's fan-freakin'-tastic! If the rest of the movie is half as ridiculous, I'll need to track it down.

[ChanBiaoHungLungFuSheng]

Most OVER THE TOP wtf action scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U&feature=related


I though this movie was pretty fun.

Yuen Woo Ping was actually involved with the stunts/fight sequences, by the way. As strange as that may sound.



So bad, it's fan-freakin'-tastic! If the rest of the movie is half as ridiculous, I'll need to track it down.

Hopefully, this will answer your question :bigsmile:

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[Travis]

This is either a great scene or bad scene depending on how you look at it.

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[Markgway]

What's the Burt Reynolds film?

[ShaOW!linDude]

What's the Burt Reynolds film?

I believe that one is Stick.

[TibetanWhiteCrane]

Watched Kickboxer 2 the other day, and it has some of the worst fight scenes ever filmed! Im obviously not comparing to HK stuff and the likes, but even within cheesy american MA flicks from the late 80's- early 90's, this is truly disastrous! The Michel Qissi/Vince Murdocco fight is shown almost entirely in slow motion, as is much of the truly dissapointing end fight. The camera placement is all wrong, lots of tight shots, bad angles and close ups, and the editing (which is one of the most important factors) is utter crap! It wouldn't even matter if you had the best screen fighters in the world on deck here. If you don't have the technical aspects down, then there's no point!

This is a textbook example of how NOT to do martial arts action scenes, or any action scenes for that matter.

[Markgway]

I believe Sasha Mitchell couldn't fight during Kickboxer 2's production - though he learnt for Part 3.

[Travis]

What's the Burt Reynolds film?

It is called Heat and I highly recommend you seek out this film. I got it from Netflix.
It is a film that was taken for granted during the 80's and would have been considered average in those days but it has aged well, if that makes any sense.

It is actually a nice blend of action, comedy, and drama. That one fight I posted came from out of nowhere in the film though, but it really livened things up and it wasn't what I expected.

You should seriously check out this movie. Besides, if you have watched a lot of 70's kung fu films, you have definitely seen worse.

[ShaOW!linDude]

It is called Heat

Ah, I stand corrected. And I agree that it is pretty good.

But I also suggest you check out Stick. The late legendary stuntman, Dar Robinson, stars as an albino cowboy hitman. It's worth it just to see him "die" in this.

[Travis]

I want to see Stick but I believe right now the only way you can get ahold of a copy is the Amazon exclusive, which I hear is transferred from a VHS tape.

[Senor Quack]

I actually think this is one of the best "so bad it's good" clips. Cynthia's been in better :)! More "hiyaaaahs" mis-placed than in any film I've ever seen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

[AlbertV]

I believe Sasha Mitchell couldn't fight during Kickboxer 2's production - though he learnt for Part 3.

Mitchell improved with Kickboxer 3, but I will say if you thought Kickboxer 2's matches were bad, you should see the atrocious ring fights of BLOODMATCH, from the producers of Kickboxer 2. The crime there was terribly miscasting Thom Mathews as a kickboxer out to seek revenge for his brother's death and taking on the likes of Benny "The Jet" Urquidez, Dale Jacoby, and Thunder Wolf before having to take on former Playmate Hope Marie Carlton, who just looked outright bad in the action scenes.

I couldn't believe that Urquidez even choreographed himself getting thrashed by Mathews. Even felt more bad that Jacoby and Thunder Wolf were wasted.

[Markgway]

Will keep an eye out for those Reynolds movies.